What a fucked up dream!

So last night I dreamed I was at a college for some reason and I followed a jewish guy into a room and there were white shrooms growin out of the walls, you couldn't even see the wall it was nothing but pure shroom, so I pocketed a cap the size of a grapefruit. Then someone gave me a large weed nug the size of an ear of corn, I put that in my pocket too. I walked outside and tried to leave but there was no exit and my car was gone. Next thing I know, I'm walking around a building and its dark out now. I wasa looking for my car and thought I saw it but there were 3 construction workers in it. So I climbed onto a roof and saw some lady call the cops on me so I took off my shoes and hid the cap and bud in there (IDK how it fit) but the cops came with biohazard workers and didnt find anything so I put my shoes back on put my drugs back in my pocket, then I woke up. wtf

 

i had a dream that i got picked up by a rasta cab driver and he opened his glove comparment and it was comletly full of dank weed.. then we proceedded to smoke some blunts

 

good dreams haha
i had a dream i was stayin the night at my uncles house (dont fuckin know why ive only been there like 3 times) and i went into his room and there were like 5 pipes and a huge bag of weed and i just started smoking hahah

 

Ya I had a dream where I went to holland (never been there), and I went into a coffeeshop, but it was almost like a toy store. There were bins behind the counter of all different strains, but the didn't look like weed, even though I knew it all was (dreams are weird). Blueberry looked like little blue and green plastic swirls, and White Widow looked like little white jacks (like the toy). Well I only had like 32 dollars I think and that was enough for a quad of almost anything, but for some reason the White Widow cost 6800 DOLLARS AN OUNCE. I was so pissed off. Well I forget what I settled for, but I got a nice quad. I think my dream shows how much I really have fun with weed because it was all relating to toys. That could be a good or bad thing, haha.

 

I had a dream that there was a scary ass little girl in my closet and when she talked weed fell out it woulda been cool if it wasnt a freaky ass little kid in my closet

 

Fuck that shit dude I would have lit up with her

 

haha lol

funny

 

dont you hate it when you have an incredible dream, then wake up and find out it wasnt real?

 

I had a dream last night that I was on the phone with my gf and I look out the window and there's a HUGE (as in 15ft tall, 5 ft wide) tube of Nestle Toll House Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough floating by...

 

thats fucking nuts!!

 

i had a dream where i found an endless pit of chronic...and ran back to the town yelling "i found the skunk i found the skunk!!" then i was beheaded in the midevil days...it was weird....i have weird dreams....

 

on the times your lucky and end up smoking in dreams, getting stoned in your dreams is the most inexpensive high because its not real but since you're dreaming its convincing enough to actually feel high.

 

the other night i had a dream i was staying at my aunts mansion and all my family was there and paris hilton. it was wierd cuz like i was cuddling her on the couch in front of everbody but she had on like a bikini. i remember me and her were trying to find a room to fuck in but her big ass boyfriend was staying there too and i woke up before anything nice happened....lol...damnit

 

Now that's funny.