What animal are you like... in bed.

What animal would you guys say your like in bed?

I'm like the tyrannosaurus rex.



My weak upper forearms keep me from doing anything useful, and I look for prey thats already incapacitated.

 

some girl said recently she bets i'm like a rabbit, i told her i'm a mix between a sloth and a lion...RAWR~

 

You know lions fuck for like 24 hours straight but for like 8 seconds each because they cant last right? I saw that on some jungle show.

Im like a dolphin. They have huge penis's. I read that once. When they blow a load if you got raped by one, itd kill you if it went in your ass. Yep.. Thats me.. So watch your ass women... not men..

 

definetly a poodle

 

That would add a whole new element to making someone your prison bitch.

 

I'm like the Kincajou, duuuh
the most adorable love making creature on the face of this earth! Theres so many loveless young woman looking for the most cuddly (yet sometimes dominant) bed-luvin machine of body movin love ...but the kincajous is just that!!

 

a tiger or swan.

 

DOes the tiger eat the swan...? that'd be hot.

 

A cat...; )

 

A dolphin ejaculate can decapitate a person. True story.

 

I know.believe me...

 

A giraffe or a fly.

 

I want to know what a fly's like in bed....


Fractual beat me to it and said a sloth.

 

I have been told I move like a cat......in bed...
I APPROVE!
Liquidity..........

 

Hmm, a tourtoise on amphetamine tablets.

 

every time i read this i start laughing so hard. nice one.

my husband's not really an animal, he's more of a jackhammer. tis nice. thoughi have been known to sport the occaisional knot on my head. but if you don't come away from a bout of sex with at least a limp, i don't think you did it right.

i'm like a cat, in that i'm very noisy and boneless, but possessing claws and teeth.

 

dolphins may have big dicks, but i went to this park safari with my parents, and this zebra had a big ass boner and .. damn man lol. its balls were huge too.

 

every now and then when driving by a field out here you get to witness a large male animal's cock hanging to the ground. they stand there so proud, just airing that thing out. you have to pause for a moment to look....

 

Ian is a lion when I want love and a snake when we disagree.

 

It all depends of the mood I'm in. Sometimes I'm a cat, sometimes a tiger... and sometimes even a monkey.