What are some good homemade masturbators?

I have been wondering about this. What are some good, homemade, artificial vagina's?

 

I swear by the FleshLight - it's realistic as you're likely to get.
However, I recently decided to invest in a SIAC (Sex In A Can), which is another from the same company. I found this to be a complete waste of money as my over generous girth simply won't fit inside it, and since I've tried to do so, I'm in no position to return it.

It's possible - in fact, quite probable, that anyone with a lesser girth could find the SIAC an ideal addition to their bedside cabinet (along with a good water based lube).

There are plenty of other generic artificial vagina manufacturers out there but, in my opinion, FleshLight have risen to be the leading name for a good reason.

 

I know this sounds gross....I had a friend tell me about this....
USE ONCE and throw away.....get a pork loin....YES, a pork loin lol
cut hole inside and have at it. I tried it, it was very real. Let it get to room temp though lol

Just wash up good afterwards...lol

 

Wow...

 

I am sorry i have to ask are you telling people to go fuck raw meat?

 

LMFAO...... Thats a cheap dinner and a date if i ever herd of one.

 

In reading this thread I am reminded of a news story . This guy took a dildo and put it on the end of a saber saw blade and used it on his g.f. , but the blade cut through the dildo cutting her badly . A little thought should be put into home made toys . desert rat

 

Sounds like a pig of an idea. But at least you're bacon love, I guess.

 

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When I was about 19 - 20 (long before home computers, let alone the internet & associated internet shopping for sex toys), and still at the peak of my testosterone raging, but still virgin years, I remember making myself an artificial vagina masturbator which, despite being very basic & simple, actually worked quite well.

Take the foam rubber lining from an old armchair cushion & cut it in 2.
Wrap each length in Cling Film
Bind the ends together with parcel / duct tape (adjusting position for required tightness).

With the use of plenty of lube, this used to provide me with many an enjoyable session. Sure, occasionally the Cling Film would split, but it was simple enough to take apart & reline it. I imagine that these days there are better & more reliable materials than Cling Film, but at the time, it was an ideal & readily available substitute.