mine are to quit smoking,lose wait,cut back on caffeine ,and to sneak into a zoo and kidnap a penguin,name him bob,get it drunk ,high,put sunglasses on it,a cigarette in its mouth , take a picture and send it to a newspaper then return it before it dies
maybe.never thought of that,thanks for the idea.maybe i'll teach it to play cards,ski,guzzle beer and maybe even train it to answer the door
hmm, have you ever considered training it to eat bananas out your ass, thats why I do with mine...it tickles...
