What are you escaping from right now?

Be it small in importance, or potentially life changing in scale. What are you escaping from in your life right now, and how are you doing it?

I am escaping working on a essay about George Berkeley and his First Dialogue, and attempting to do so by watching Zero Punctuation on The Escapist. And sifting through older posts on these boards.

 

I've bean esxapin dictoonary use.

 

I am escaping jerking off (trying to work on an addiction) by reading comics (Starman Omnibus)
and I am escaping caffeine by not having any (simple enough after like, the third day)
and I am escaping my helplessness by getting a job and a license, that's a bit of a slow escape at this point

 

I'm also escaping Duck's poetry link.

 

:rofl: It will hunt you down, you are safe in no thread (that I post in)

 

you're rockin a Mallard with a fro right underneath your link man. I'm just saying it's distracting. Nothing I read in prose'll change the impresion that leaves.

In fact I don't want it to change. I like the thought of a duck with a fro typing back at me with pseudo intelligent thoughts. If I read your poetry it might humanise you, and then you're no better than the people I avoid on a day to day basis.

See what I did there?

 

I lost it at that part but already repped you :2thumbsup:

 

Thanx god I cun put teh dictoonarie down.

 

I'm a little bit drunk, and a bit worried about the girlfriend driving home late on the highways tonight. Friends came over and drank beer and bbqed hamburgers and watched the hockey game.

 

I'm escaping the rekindling of a relationship that would've only ended up hurting myself and my ex. I had to be kinda mean in making this happen, which breaks my heart, but it's for the best

The Steel Reserve helps though

 

day by day i am escaping from responsibility whenever i can!
and i am escaping destiny and inevitability... or i believe that i am ! hahaha!!
and sadly too, i think i am escaping duty!! and courage too..... oh well...

worry eats you up! i worry a lot about my girlfriend when we are apart too..
but friends and beer and bbq and hockey! fucking beautiful!!

 

escaping certain death


..by breathing

 

I'm escaping a general lack of discipline in my life by not posting on...oh wait.

 

I am escaping from running to the post office by sitting here and reading threads from all of you fine feathered folk!

 

I'm trying to escape from the inevitable river of time which flows from birth to death and encompasses all aspects of my life..

But on a smaller scale I'm trying to escape from the bees outside. As much as i love those tiny little buggers i can't help but tense up when they buzz around my face.

 

Right now I am escaping doing math homework for class. I am doing this by reading and posting in treads.

 

I'd hug you, but I don't have tits and doubt it would be very comforting.

 

escaping reality



by interweb surfing

 

hahahha You're right, but thanks for the thought:tongue:

 

Heavy