What do you call the Penis?

Do you call it a penis, cock, prick, dick, schlong...ect?

 

usually I call it 'Bob'

 

Schwantz!

 

I call it "Dick", aka Richard lol. Nah not really, havnt named it, i think thats a bit weird.

 

Mr Bush or short for Dickhead

 

i call it a weeeeeweeeeee

 

When refering to it? a cock or dick

When seeing it? Usually just Oooo!

 

I call it Winston.

 

mr. rod

 

Mangina

 

Rowdy Roddy Piper.

 

Enis the penis...
Dick trickle...
Talleywacker...
fire hose...
pussy punisher
Mr. P Teaser
I could go on for days.....

 

I call it when I'm feeling lonely.

 

Precious!

 

I don't call it, it calls me.

 

The Big Mermaid! (I made that one up) but I don't know if it works for a guy, how about THE BIG MERMAN!

 

Dick

 

I feel I should quote Monty Python:

Isn't it awfuly nice to have a penis,
Isn't it frightfly good to have a dong,
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's devine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger,
To the worlds biggist prick,
So three chears for your willie or john thomas,
Hooray for your one eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork,
Your wife's best friend,
Your percy or your cock,
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back,
Thank you very much.

 

slinky