What do you most look forward to about getting older?

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  1. NightRose

    NightRose idiosynractic rose

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    I mean like, 70 +

    I look forward to having an excuse for irrational behavior. Just do weird shit and have people pass it off as me being senile.

    Like aiming sling shot's at kids and yelling at them to get off my lawn. And maybe also very overtly hit on dude's in their 20's. Be a granny cougar, a female Hefner.

    Of course I like the thought of growing older and just watching my family grow with me; seeing whether or not my grandkid's grow up to be well behaved, or little shit's. And not giving a shit myself cause I know I can alway's give them back to my future kid's. Though knowing me, I'd just be sitting watching cartoon's with them most of the time.

    Grey or white hair. It looks cool, especially on people with olive tan's. I used to have this substitute teacher back in high school who'd dye her hair really really REALLY bright red. She was a pretty snarky ol' chook. I like her.​
     
  2. Indy Hippy

    Indy Hippy Zen & Bearded

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    I look foward to finally gettin' to pass on man, but peacefully if possible. I can't wait to see what my next life will be like.

    Course I also look foward to seein' my future kids grow up, at least if my wife and I manage to have any. And by buddha who wouldn't love to shoot kids with slingshots or threaten them to get the hell off your lawn with a double barrel shotty, don't have to actually mean it but it'd still be fun. :D
     
  3. FritzDaKatx2

    FritzDaKatx2 Vinegar Taster

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    Awesome Cat Naps
     
  4. PEACEFUL LIBRA

    PEACEFUL LIBRA DAMN RIGHT I'M A WEIRDO

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    Not have to worry about anything
     
  5. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    adult diapers.
     
  6. FritzDaKatx2

    FritzDaKatx2 Vinegar Taster

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    The very foundation of better cat naps!
     
  7. sunfighter

    sunfighter Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    Not having to work, except on my hobbies, growing magic mushrooms and making music.
     
  8. Blissfullyawareofitall

    Blissfullyawareofitall Member

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    My bones will grow weak and my body will ache, so much so that I will need pain medication, the pain medication will render me unable to think clearly and kinda zone me out, so much so that I may as well be dead.
    I will be.
    Greatful dead.
     
  9. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    RETIREMENT – PERIOD! :2thumbsup:


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  10. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    cant think of anything...all my friends will probably be dead

    i guess the only good thing about living long would be to see the obituaries of people I hated
     
  11. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    A Cure

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  12. Lodog

    Lodog Senior Member

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    fishing
     
  13. Blissfullyawareofitall

    Blissfullyawareofitall Member

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    Grandkids,
    Lots of free time.
    Money for retirement.
    Wisdom,
    Knowledge,
    Love in old age,
    Teaching the new generation,
    Playin' the guitar till the day I die.
    Being a cool-ass old man.

    Just a few I thought of :D
     
  14. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    18 year olds
     
  15. Aerianne

    Aerianne Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Nothing.
     
  16. porkstock41

    porkstock41 Every time across from me...not there!

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    being a crotchety old man, and doing "senile" things

    hahaha
     
  17. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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  18. Lodog

    Lodog Senior Member

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    fishing + luna's death
     
  19. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    Senior discounts.
     
  20. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    LOL!

    He only says that cause he knows there'll be an open bar. :p
     

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