What does yours / your bf's fully hard penis look like?

How do you look at it. Whether it looks to you like a big banana, a joy stick or gear of the car or an inflated long baloon or a lollipop or a vegetable or something else. Let your imagination run wild and describe the most woderful thing in the world i.e. an erect penis in comparable things according to your perception. Mine is hard now while I type this and it seems like a big ripe banana to me. What about yours or your bfs?

 

The most wonderful thing in the world? Huh.

 

Why not Dollyfizz? Just look at it. How it changes shape when excited and becomes a live toy to play with, for everybody be it a girl, a boy or the owner himself. Also it is so handy, easy to handle unlike a vagina which is buried deep somewhere.

 

They are pretty neat, aren't they?

 

You are a walking tripod.

My penis looks like a cock.

 

Slippery little suckers aren't they? lol

Oh, and mine also changes shape when it's excited. It's always knocking over lamps and getting slammed in the door, etc.

 

Yeah mine just looks like a penis....
I've never really seen anything else the way you would when looking at clouds or something.....
That being said understand what you're getting at. If let my mind go free and think about it I suppose it kinda reminds of an eel. No idea why, but thats just what I think of.....
Do eels have veins on them?

 

Mine sticks straight out - no curve, so I guess it would be like a gear shift.

Or a joystick

(the obvious term early pilots used for their plane control which was a stick coming up from the floorboard between their legs and had to be moved around to make the plane turn.)

 

Here's my man's on our newbienudes profile:



I really love how it curves -really hits the spot.

 

mmmmmm cucumber

 

That about covers it.

 

toothpick

 

funnily enough, my boyfriends fully hard penis looks like ... a fully hard penis.

imagine that huh!

who ever would have guessed?

 

i guess i would say my boyfriend's looks like a cucumber. its points straight out pretty much. mmm cucumber..

 

I'll send it to you for further inspection

 

mine has a long straight shaft complete with two balls

 

Mine does too!!! Wow..how about that.

 

"I call it the cheese wheel..." - Ron White.

 

it looks just like a penis, only bigger