"wow! i have a box?? i can't believe i've been missing out on so much fun!" :biggrin: "oh yeah...why haven't i had my first period???"
i would take advantage of you while you are slowed by your foot being stuck in a cardboard container.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah babahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha except yours is dull and uncreative this person says
i would grab your leg and flip you over, yell "OH YEAH, BITCH" and start fucking you in the ass with my strap-on.... sans lube.
tie you up, put you in the crawlspace under the house, suitably gagged, and take you out now and again to have tea.