A wife goes to visit her priest because she knows that her husband has won the lottery and doesn't know how to tell him. She asks the priest for help because, as she explains it, if she blurts it out he's likely to have heart attack. The priest then tells her to tell her husband that he has won a little money. And he tells her to tell him to give some to charity. When he gets accustomed to this idea, increase the amounts a little at a time until she can tell him right out that he has won the Lottery. The wife says to the priest, "No, I don't think that that will work. I know my husband, he'll play a good game but when he realises the truth he'll faint away dead. "I can't deal with even the possibility. Here, Father, take the ticket." Just as she puts the ticket into his palm, the priest has a heart attack on the spot and dies.
Drops dead unexpectedly. "And now for something completely different" A dead priest and a desperate housewife.
