What is the point of canned asparagus?

Pig swill.
PIG SWILL I SAY!!! :smash:

 

my mom likes it

i hate it

i love fresh asparagus though, especially grilled, covered in garlicky butter :drool5:

 

What's the point of asparagus.
That shit's nasty.

 

it's good for diets

 

Asparagus is fine. REAL asparagus is fine.
Canned asparagus is just... not. It has a faint suggestion of the original flavor, none of the texture or color. It's full of salt and preservatives, and I bet most if not all of the nutrients have been leeched out. It's utterly worthless.

I hope it heard me. I want it to have low self-esteem.

 

Cause if that's all that's in your pantry, fuck eating ?

 

I agree 100% with the op.
I love fresh, with a garlic lemon pepper seasoning and (wrapped in bacon, optional) and grilled. yumminess..

 

Haha, that works too.
No, but really, they have a diuretic in them that helps shed water weight. Is that what you were referring to, Penny?

:drool5:
I had some once at a demo at Wegmans where they seasoned it with lemon-infused olive oil. Delish.

 

after a while, yes! definitely.. but it also has excellent diuretic properties.. then again, that's the asparagus, period. now if it's canned and gross.. you got eat, fuck eating, really.

 

I knew a couple of old maids that liked to play squat-tag in the asparagus patch.Tasty.

 

:smilielol5:

Aw man, that's foul.

 

I've never ventured into eating asparagus. I think maybe Nesta should grill some up for me.

 

Who he fuck buys canned veg?

with the exception of baked beans.

 

i don't understand how someone can eat canned asparagus, it tastes like poo.
steamed or boiled fresh asparagus is the way to go. =p
definitely one of my favorite veggies. =]

 

I can only get french cut green beans in a can. Also, cans are pretty handy when you don't have a big enough fridge to keep fresh veggies fresh.

 

I don't have a fridge.

 

It tastes nothing like the real thing but it is cheap and takes about 1% of the time to prepare the fresh stuff.

Don't bag it k?

 

Apparently, my living room sprouts mushrooms...I don't want to take my chances with food.

 

Wow.. that sounds amazing. I've never had asparagus made that way.
I always like it with velveeta cheese melted over it.