What is your favorite insult....

to call other people? My husband and I prefer "dumbass" well, because there are so many of them.

So whats your favorite> ?

 

right now...it has to be "you fucking moron" or "you're a fucking moron" - one of the two.

 

"you fucking ass"

 

I have this asshole friend I call cuntrag. He is one, too. He does this incredibly stupid shit, like he and his wife just had thier second child. He goes out to buy a mini van to replace her VW Bettle and comes back with a Mustang. Gives her his Camery. Another time we were out to eat with a bunch of couples and his wife had died her hair red. MY wife is a red-head, and while we were walking to the bar to get beers he called m e out and said I wasn't shit, cuz now HE had a red head too. I said he didn't REALLY have a redhead, and until he did he couldn't talk shit. So we get beers and go back to the table and in a voice loud enough for everyone to hear he says "Audra, Dave says you ought to dye your bush!" Every eye at that table went straight to me... not what I said at all, but now I'm an asshole. Pretty strong swear, but it fits him. Everyone else is asshole, or bastard but if I'm playing you're "Fucker" or "Mother Bitch", the latter with a spanish accent. Like, "you mudder beeches".

 

Obnoxious little turd

 

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Mine change all the time...depending on the person, situation and my state of mind at the time. Here's a few...


Nutsack
Fuckwit
Dill-Hole, Dildo, Dill-Weed (I still love Bevis & Butthead)
Dumbfuck
Fuckin' Idiot
**** (This one is my all-purpose insult...I generally only use it in referrence to dudes. I have been known to call a lady or two a ****, but only if it's much deserved)

Jeez, I could go on Fuckers (ha ha)...but I'll stop there.

Oh, one more. I like calling people "Dirty Bitch"...another all-pupose insult.

 

my favorite all time insult:

"You are about as useful as a pig fuck in a cow barn."

If you are a farmer, it makes total sense... if not, well.. thats fun too. lol

 

*snigger* reminds me of "youre about as much use as a condom machine in the vatican"

I also forgot-
Shitbitch
and
****-scrap

Xx

 

P.s-i hope your next shits a hedgehog

Xx

 

I once told a woman that I'd rather suck stale semen from the puckered arsehole of a dead leper than have anything to do with her....that seemed to be a fairly effective insult....

 

And THAT reminds me of "i would rather stick my genitals in a bees nest"
and for the guys-
"i would rather cut off my penis with a rusty breadknife"

Eek.

Xx

 

As my all around favorite, general purpose insult.. I probably use dumbass most commonly as well.

 

"you FUCK."

 

I like to use *wanker* cuz no one around here knows what it means

 

'asswhipe" or "douchembagen" which is like a german way to say douche. made it up lol.

didnt read the last couple of posts, just the starter, so i hope the conversation didnt change.

 

I use that one all the time. Hahhahhaha and I never have watched but one or two of Beavis and Butthead.

I also like "WHORE!" when I'm in the car and driving around idiots! (One time I did this and then looked at the other driver - a little old lady - probably not a whore - my bad)

My all time favorite though is "You're an asshole from El Paso!" My TX roots showing there. Hahahaha!

 

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not much, just slagged me in front of a loada peeps behind my back.....don't think she expected to see me again, and bottled it when she did

 

I don't do too many insults, my mother-in-law's favorite is "You're not worthy to pick fly shit out of pepper". Not sure what that means, since she's never said it to me I've never asked.

I guess my favorite is Art Carney's "He's not the sharpest mallet in the toolbox"