what is your next big acquisition?

any large purchases or acquisitions about to occur in your life? anything that you are saving up for?

me? well, thanks for asking. i am buying a trip to jamaica.

 

I was going to buy your mom but then I found a defect.

 

I am close to closing a deal on an AK-47..

 

hopefully a house soon...

 

what kind of house?

 

master's degree to the tune of 35K.

 

my wife a new ass. I'd rather have a camper but she insists its her turn for the next big ticket item.

 

How does one purchase a new ass?

Next big acquisition here will be another house.

 

College tuition. Yes, I'm saving to go back to that hell hole I left...but I'm going to get an English degree instead of an education degree.

Then I want a new car and a house. How I will ever reach those goals I'm not sure.

 

much in the same way one would get new tits or lose a belly. technology today is crazy.

 

Either a new computer and speaker cab ora plane ticket, depending on what happens on august 20th.

 

why august 20th? and a plane ticket to where?

 

Are we talking a butt lift, butt implants, or butt lipo?

 

well, maybe yes yes and yes but I'm not really sure. I know lift and lipo for sure but implants, i am not sure of. It may be that lift and lipo cover it. Maybe fat frombelly injected into ass. who knows.

 

My wedding rings.

 

if i actually have any money to spare anytime soon, a prostitute.