Mine is "the nice person" who waves me ahead of them at a stop sign screwing up the natural flow of things.. IT'S YOUR TURN, JUST GO!!
Car drivers. Especially these young chavvy fuck heads that drive round in their stupid bling mobiles all day, with extra loud boombastic exhaust pipes fitted to the back. They need a a crow bar wrapped round their heads they do.
allowing someone in is a sign of weakness, a friend told me that the driver that finds it weird that i don't drive if you knew how blind i was you'd be thankful that i don't drive jackass
car drivers.... :smilielol5::smilielol5::smilielol5: i really can not stand it when someone in the left hand turn lane (north america drivers) rolls into the crosswalk... STAY THE FUCK BEHIND THE LINE! i have also stood on the sidewalk not crossing, glaring at some moron, because they're in the crosswalk with their car.
Gallagher used to do a sketch called 'Stupid Drivers' where he'd insult all the moronic drivers out there. "They're out there right now with the seat belt hanging out the door making sparks!" .
-When I'm in the left hand turning lane and a driver coming from the right, turning left, doesn't make a wide enough turn and almost clips me. -People who swerve in and out of cars with shitty decals on their hood, drive up next to you to give you a look, then speed off like their dick is too big for pants. -Agree with the people who obviously get to the stop sign before you and still wait for you to go. Then sometimes when you say, "Ok buddy fuck it" and start driving, they think the same thing and start driving too like an asshole. -People who start driving in the bike lane half a mile before their turn. -People who ride your ass on the highway. -People who back out of their driveways without looking into traffic first and almost get T-boned -People who don't use their fucking turn signals!!!
People driving with their lights off at night has gotten popular. I always wonder how people can do this for miles and miles. You can't even see the instrument cluster, how fast you're going, how much fuel is left. Not to mention you can't see where you're going. .
Trying to use the exit/entrance strip on the highway as a new lane has become popular too. People are so impatient and frantic that they immediately change lanes into what they think is a new lane then have to change back when they realize it's an exit ramp. .
One of the dumbest drivers I saw was a guy being chased by the police who changed lanes into one of the trucker emergency lanes that ends up as a long stretch of gravel (for use when truck brakes fail). .
The kind without a license or a car. I really want to actually be taken out and driven on a date sometime in my life. Would be nice.
Oh, but I really hate it when you approach a stop sign, stop behind the line or the sidewalk and the other person would have stopped before you, had they not just did a rolling stop over the line... it's so fuckin' stupid. What is worse, is when they think that they can go ahead of you despite the fact that they then stopped after you. Drives me nuts.
The idiot that gets on my butt and thinks it's going to make me go over the speed limit. With anyone who rides my tail, I'll go even slower. Then I wave and smile at them in my rearview mirror. I'm bad, I know.
I can't stand when ya see someone speeding along tailgating, cutting people off when the have their kids in the back seat.
I agreed from the 'chav'. In barcelona we were actually in a car on coach crash where some dude had been tailgating and we'd needed to make a quick stop. Straight into the back, I didn't see and no one got hurt.. Although the dude did get a lot of jeering from the back row.
Yeah, I don't get that. I drive stick so I always put her into neutral when I approach a red light. Why brake hard when you can coast? I also don't like it when someone is parked right close behind me in a turning lane while on a hill. So I purposefully roll back to make them realize that I like some room!