What kind of wedding gift would you get for...

your mom if she just eloped/married her fourth husband, who you've never met because *she* just met him on the internet a couple of weeks ago?

 

Buy one get one free therapy certificate?

 

hahaha, that's hilarious

 

Well... good luck to her.

Never been very good at gift giving, sorry.

 

np

if this guy is all the things she says he is, it should work out okay for her

i mean, really, she can only improve on her previous 3 husbands

 

popcorn maker

 

A Shotgun.

 

A bottle of wine and a gift certificate to a nice restaurant.

 

candlesticks always make a nice gift -- bull durham

 

a case of beer. this sounds like the case of beer wedding. it's what i gave my mother in law at her 4th.

 

Some more crack

 

I'd give her the number to a good divorce attorney...... sound investment if you ask me especially because of her track record.

 

hm, i think maybe a book about love or something?

i dunno, i wasnt invited to the wedding (they eloped)...maybe just a card?

is there an etiquette rule for this kind of thing?

 

A do-it-yourself quicky divorce kit (just in case)

.....or a bag of rocks

....or a puppy!

 

maybe a nice set of butcher kinves....

 

for the divorce party, i'd get her a vibrator and a couple year's worth or lawn maintenance. that should at least keep her satisfied for as long as the batteries and the maintenance contract hold out.