What makes you special?

I can memorize song lyrics faster than anyone I know.

This is not always a good thing.

My humps. Gah!

Anyways, what can you do better than anyone you know?

 

nothing.

well i can argue... pretty fucking well, though i prefer not to.

but i don't think that makes me special.

it means i had an overbearing attorney for a father.

 

I think what makes me special is my ability to get along with just about anyone.

 

I have evil power to listen everybody that wants to talk. and i usually am calm...
people who love me way too much are all thrown away from my site by myself?
im estonian?
there is nothing special..
i can do faces?
im nuts about kilts?
nothing special..
im ordinary enough...
i talk way too much about sex - as most of you here do..
can i be myself and call it special enough?

 

I have no bloody clue, I become more and more convinced of my mediocrity every day

 

You sure can.

You do a good Linda Blair impression.

 

You have nice assymetrical chin pubes.

 

I can fart "The Star Spangled Banner"

No wait a minute... I can't.
I can quickly recite the alphabet backwards

 

Im hella special... I won't even poo in a public lavatory.

 

ouch, damn, thaught I'd finally surpassed the chin pube stage

 

Afraid someone will hear your ass trumpet?

 

Off key?

 

Sadly no.

But that's one of the nicest sets I've seen in a while.

That's something right?

 

My mommy says I'm special

I saw someone wearing that T-shirt last night, got a kick out of it

 

still doesn't change the fact taht you've shattered my belief that people no longer look at me and think "hey, look at those chin pubes"

I think I'll go shave now

 

If that's all it takes to break you down, wanna date?

 

I drive these fellas crazy I do it on the daily...yeah that's a sucky song to have memorized in your head):

hmmm I'm no more special then any other person but if you're asking what makes me unique then hmmm where shall I start: I'm double jointed, I make killer pancakes that are always perfect, I am good at anything I try usually on the first try, I have a 34 inseam in pants, which is longer than any other girl I know and I am really patient with kids and animals-like insanley patient.

 

I've been told I give great foot massages.

 

would that make me 'your bitch'?

 

First time I ever really felt special was after having children. The comments my boys say to me sometimes puts a very large over whelming feeling of Love into my heart.

I have very nice children.