What new commandment should I add on the list?

I thought about something like "Thou shall not drink water" but it might be tough... Suggestions?

 

though must drink beer only on days ending in Y

 

That is yet the best suggestion. It's also the only one...

What about - "Thou shall have sex with your mother at least once a week"?

 

nah, thats not so good

my dad tends to get jealous

 

"Thou shall have sex at least once a day."

 

What about - "Thou shall not pick your nose during red lights - if a car hits you on the ass it'll possibly pop you an eye out"?

 

how about,

thouest must listen to The Beatles once a week.

 

Thou shalt not bogart!

 

hows about you lose all the other ones before you add a new one??

 

how bout thou shall do something nice once a week and the rest of the time is yours to do as you like

 

Thou shall not disagree with the thread starter.

 

thou shalt not give the worm right to have anal sex with thou pig