what the fuck does the queen do all day ?

yeah man what does she do ?...i reckon she snorts coke and does jigsaws..........wonder if shes got a tele liscence ?.

 

Apparently Prince Charles has someone to put his toothpaste on his brush for him....

 

wonder if she wipes his arse an all :horseshit

 

There's an apocryphal story that a schoolboy once asked the then king what he did all day.

"I reign, dear boy" was the reply.

and BTW, HM doesn't have to pay for a TV license as she's over 75.

 

Well. To before honest the monarchy is another excuse for someone to be higher up than the rest of us. We can get higher than here, just watch us!

*breaths in deep on spliff*

thats better man, now well see whos high...

*collapses to ground*

hehe...

 

Dude, I reckon she has space cakes with her shroom tea

 

eats cream teas

 

the same stuff your grandma does all day?

 

sits around watching the simpsons drinking tango

 

mmmmmmm scones

 

She lays in a coffin decomposing?

(actually, now that I think about it, my nan was cremated)

 

wonder if she"s clearing her driveway of snow .....a shovel maaaaam

 

and dont forget to poke the fire

 

and eat some scones

 

scones or scons (up north )with cream filling and jam ..........yummy yummy ....with a pot of twinnings tea (none of that common stuff jeeves )and best china cups and saucers

 

yeah, even down south loads of us say Scons, but we still spell it scones.

 

yeah, even down south loads of us say Scons, but we still spell it scones.

 

*cries coz she can't eat any*

 

oh crumbs

 

Charlie used to have someone to hold his willy when he went wee wee

Just what i heard