What the fuck?

Discussion in 'The Whiners' started by spooner, Dec 25, 2005.

  1. spooner

    spooner is done.

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    So I won a miniature 2-stroke motor bike from a contests at the local skate shop. The thing rips up to about 50 km/h, and is about 20 inches tall. The question is, what the fuck do I do with it?
     
    spooner, Dec 25, 2005
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  3. sitareric

    sitareric Banned

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    Drive on it at the skate park
     
    sitareric, Dec 25, 2005
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  5. Beyond-the-Clouds

    Beyond-the-Clouds Senior Member

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    Drive it down the road, but watch out for cops.
     
    Beyond-the-Clouds, Dec 25, 2005
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  7. maryfairy

    maryfairy flower

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    run over people with it.
     
    maryfairy, Dec 25, 2005
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  9. kjhippielove88

    kjhippielove88 color + rhyme

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    sell it on ebay
     
    kjhippielove88, Dec 25, 2005
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  11. teh-horace

    teh-horace for your pleasure

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    drive it around the house
    lol
     
    teh-horace, Dec 25, 2005
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  13. spooner

    spooner is done.

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    I think I'm just going to find a six or seven year-old who had a shitty christmas and give it to him. I'm scared to ride it... One sharp turn and my balls would be dragging on the concrete.
     
    spooner, Dec 25, 2005
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  15. Beyond-the-Clouds

    Beyond-the-Clouds Senior Member

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    Carbon monoxide.
    Don't do that, he'll wreck and die.
     
    Beyond-the-Clouds, Dec 25, 2005
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  17. soulrebel51

    soulrebel51 i's a folkie.

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    its the thought that counts. :rolleyes:
     
    soulrebel51, Dec 25, 2005
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  19. teh-horace

    teh-horace for your pleasure

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    i'm quite sorry that you thought i was serious my friend
     
    teh-horace, Dec 25, 2005
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  21. spooner

    spooner is done.

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    Only the most cautious and mama-boyish 7-year old would not like a motorized bicycle.
     
    spooner, Dec 25, 2005
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