What tools have you uses to masterbate?

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by cg27, Jan 7, 2013.

  1. cg27

    cg27 Visitor

    hi I'm new to the forms here :)
    So a thought came to my mind, for those who use sexy toys, what are some of your favorites? Have you ever used something that you normally find around your house?
    Let me start off, I have not bought any sex toys yet, but I do have this old curling iron that I no longer used. Don't worry I cleaned it and removed the little flap thingy that would hold the hair. So it basically its just a rod, but a really thick one so it feels really good when I'm masterbating. How about you guys?
     
  2. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    (1)...30" Chainsaw............:).

    (2)...24" Bandsaw.............:).

    (3)...10" Cresant Wrench...:).

    (4)...8" Bench Grinder........:).



    Cheers Glen.
     
  3. cg27

    cg27 Visitor

    Hahahaha cute lol
     
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    largeamount Senior Member

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  5. TAZER-69

    TAZER-69 Listen To Your Heart! Lifetime Supporter

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    Skill saw.
     
  6. Thing one

    Thing one Banned

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    my memory
     
  7. LetLovinTakeHold

    LetLovinTakeHold Cuz it will if you let it

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  8. ariekanibalie

    ariekanibalie Member

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    A cantaloupe warmed up in the microwave to just about body temperature. This was before the Internet and I picked up this tip from a wondeful skateboading magazine called Big Brother, which apart from documenting said sport in action also ran articles on how to assemble a rudimentary penis snlargement pump from assorted household items. The second time I even drew a face and applied lipstick to the thing to make it look a bit more 'feminine' - but that only ended up weirding me out and made the whole thing feel like I was mouth raping one of those Polynesian shrunken heads Moby Dick's Queequeg trades in.
     
  9. kairilove

    kairilove Member

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    Power drill of course! :rolleyes:
     
  10. Reverand JC

    Reverand JC Willy Fuckin' Wonka

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    It's funny Hustler is the publisher of Big Brother. One more thing Larry Flynt can't do that he has a magazine devoted to.

    C/S,
    Rev J
     
  11. BronyaBabe

    BronyaBabe Member

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    leather gloves, tooth brush
     
  12. sexyirishboy

    sexyirishboy Member

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    vice grip works for me
     
  13. PEACEFUL LIBRA

    PEACEFUL LIBRA DAMN RIGHT I'M A WEIRDO

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    I jerk off with a screw driver
     
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