What would you chew on if you were a dog?

I hope my hypothetical owner would buy me pig ears.

 

sorry, id be too busy licking myself day and night...

 

Oh my god, I hadn't thought of that. I would do that too. Lucky creatures.

 

lolol i bet everyone in this post will say that lmao that what i would do also if i was a dog

 

OK but I'm talking about chewing. Are you saying you'd chew on your junk?

 

barbies

 

Some of those dog toys are pretty fun to chew even to a human.

 

i would chew on...beer cans...i think id be the only dog who likes a beer...

 

All dogs I've fed beer like it.

Aw man I'd so dig in the compost and crunch up old egg shells.

 

the only dog? haha, i know plenty of dogs who'll lap beer up all day if they could

 

i dont know about that,
i remember cleaning a compost heap and the memory from that would turn me off of egg shells immediately...

 

Egg shells and coffee grounds are great for roses.

 

I'm going to change my answer to specify a squeaky porkchop.

 

Wait a minute, I'm a dog, I sniff other dog's asses--do you really think I'd be turned off by egg shells?

 

please,
your talking to the grow master...i used to grow weed bushes bigger than me and im 6'.0"...manure and guano are key...

 

I bet your weed tasted like shit. *snickers*

 

i used to grow this strain that was half northern lights and half afghani...the buds would be like indian corn...the tricomes would alternate neon green and dark purple...smelled like perfume and tasted that way too...when i was 20 i had a wheelbarrow full of buds from one plant...that scared the shit out of me...and then people come knockin on your door because they know you have quantity and...yeah thats when i stopped growing...

 

Good thing you're not famous, cause the media would have definitely quoted you on this.

 

Who ever said I'm not famous?

 

Well if the rest of the world doesn't know you yet, you're a star in my book even if you do like to sniff butts.