What would you chew on if you were a dog?

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  1. lace_and_feet

    lace_and_feet Super Member

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    I hope my hypothetical owner would buy me pig ears.
     
  2. jerry420

    jerry420 Doctor of everything Lifetime Supporter

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    sorry, id be too busy licking myself day and night...
     
  3. lace_and_feet

    lace_and_feet Super Member

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    Oh my god, I hadn't thought of that. I would do that too. Lucky creatures.
     
  4. hitman38

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    lolol i bet everyone in this post will say that lmao that what i would do also if i was a dog
     
  5. lace_and_feet

    lace_and_feet Super Member

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    OK but I'm talking about chewing. Are you saying you'd chew on your junk?
     
  6. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    barbies
     
  7. Kinky Ramona

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    Some of those dog toys are pretty fun to chew even to a human.
     
  8. jerry420

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    i would chew on...beer cans...i think id be the only dog who likes a beer...
     
  9. lace_and_feet

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    All dogs I've fed beer like it.

    Aw man I'd so dig in the compost and crunch up old egg shells.
     
  10. fitzy21

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    the only dog? haha, i know plenty of dogs who'll lap beer up all day if they could
     
  11. jerry420

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    i dont know about that,
    i remember cleaning a compost heap and the memory from that would turn me off of egg shells immediately...
     
  12. lace_and_feet

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    Egg shells and coffee grounds are great for roses.
     
  13. Kinky Ramona

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    I'm going to change my answer to specify a squeaky porkchop.
     
  14. lace_and_feet

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    Wait a minute, I'm a dog, I sniff other dog's asses--do you really think I'd be turned off by egg shells?
     
  15. jerry420

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    please,
    your talking to the grow master...i used to grow weed bushes bigger than me and im 6'.0"...manure and guano are key...
     
  16. lace_and_feet

    lace_and_feet Super Member

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    I bet your weed tasted like shit. *snickers*
     
  17. jerry420

    jerry420 Doctor of everything Lifetime Supporter

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    i used to grow this strain that was half northern lights and half afghani...the buds would be like indian corn...the tricomes would alternate neon green and dark purple...smelled like perfume and tasted that way too...when i was 20 i had a wheelbarrow full of buds from one plant...that scared the shit out of me...and then people come knockin on your door because they know you have quantity and...yeah thats when i stopped growing...
     
  18. Posthumous

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    Good thing you're not famous, cause the media would have definitely quoted you on this.
     
  19. lace_and_feet

    lace_and_feet Super Member

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    Who ever said I'm not famous?
     
  20. Posthumous

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    Well if the rest of the world doesn't know you yet, you're a star in my book even if you do like to sniff butts. :D
     

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