What would you do if...

So, you answer the question of the poster above, then ask a new question...

What would you do if...

What would you do if you went fishing for sharks and they started to eat your boat?

 

Throw The Cabin Boy Overboard To Distract Them, Then Gun The Motors....


What Would You Do If Your Doorbell Rang, And When You Opened The

Door, GLEN Was Standing There....?



Cheers Glen.

 

Surprise you with buttsex..

What would you do if I sang out of tune.. ?

 

Take a picture of him, so that hipforums might finally see his hair.

What would you do if you inexplicably went blind in the middle of masturbation, with every indication of the change being perminant?

*edit* fuck youuuuuuu orison..... but if you sang out of tune, I'd think you might belong to a band jmt would like.

 

buy a ton of braille porn :2thumbsup:

what would you do if Queen Elizabeth II pulled up in her Rolls Royce and asked to
use your toilet?

 

Me make trade. Me Rolls Royce, you toilet.


What would you do if there was no more electricity?

 

fuck in the dark
what would you do if the stupid were mandated to be shot ??

 

close my eyes and hope they kill me with the first shot...



what would you do if Gary Busey showed up at your house and called you an asshole?

 

assume he was just having a bad day and invite him in for a milkshake and cookies

Wwydi a commercial came on tv for the new restaurant you just had dinner at and it shows you eating with spaghetti hanging out of your mouth and it was so un-flattering of you?

 

Make a LOT of money off it.


What would you do if everything you touch just disappeared?

 

I have to touch my step-sister to make her disappear? Ick, no, I'd rather just put up with her.

Wwydi you found a stray cat with eight kittens in a box on your doorstep?

 

Smell everything instead

What would you do if someone stopped you in the street thinking you were someone they knew but you definately know you arent who they think you are (because you know who you are when you are you)?

 

ask to lend some money which i will totally pay back.

if penguins could talk... what would you ask one?

 

hows life in penguin land ?

if ya got lost in a forest, how would your find your way out?

 

why 'wood' you want to?

If you had a choice between wealth dubiously and immorally gained or living with conscience that sees your family in endless poverty which would you choose?

 

if it were a matter of survival, to survive.

i wood'nt choose either.i'd go for a third option.

if someone wronged you,would you wish them bad back or pity them for their poorness of spirit ?

 

I'd break out the voodoo dolls

if u found alot of money with no idea of where it originated would be selfish or generous ???

 

ha! ha! i'd leave it all ta karma sown and reaped.

i'd be generous

if there was a food famine and you found a load a food,would ya keep it all for yourself or share it ?

 

I'd keep what I could use before it spoiled and give away the rest.

If you had the choice between working two weeks of 5 days and being off 2 days, or working 10 days straight and being off 4 days, which would you choose?

 

5 days work, two days off. Who the hell wants 4 days off?

What would you do if you went to bed in your room, in your bed, in your house, but you mysteriously woke up naked in the back of a rickshaw in China?