What would you say?

A few friends were sitting around partying one nite and someone asked what would you say to God.......
one person said 'What took you so long?'
another said 'Where are all the drugs?'
sooooo, what would you say or ask?

 

right now, I am writing you God........LIFE IS GREAT, LOVE YA FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART.

 

i dont believe in god, so i would ask my friend what the hell they slipped into my drink.

 

I'd thank him for all the beauty around us that we take for granted every day!

 

I would ask him ...

"how the heck did you do it!?!"

For real.

 

why do you cause so many people so much pain.

 

what's up dude

 

I would thank him for this life AND for the next one, in advance

 

"why do u allow republicans to run the world?"

 

that ought to stump him

 

Thanks God for making all these people with such different ideas about what to say, ask about you. I am very grateful there is such a variety, thanks again.

 

"So, what religion was closest?"

 

God please allow other people to cast living evil peoples spirits into the Holy Firelight inside me. I have an unquenchable thirst to end the existence of wicked peoples' spirits on this earth who terrorize others including my dogs. Please make it so now. I have faith my light inside is the Holy Fire. Bless you and I love you more than all people God.

 

God, I do not understand how a wicked spirit I saw leave my body when I woke up just now can startle me and leave my body without being cast into the Holy Fire Light within me.
Cast the demonic wickedness of the living into my light within please.

 

I was going to answer your question, but then I saw your name! Oops! Never mind!

 

God, please give my little dog Thundur the strength to live.

 

How does Meg make her family's apple pie?

 

That isn't god. Its the American populace.

 

Same here...

 

God ......you are like a person who doesn't talk back and talk at all, I guess you are to busy creating new worlds. I wonder if you hope that the new people will be happy with all they have and believe you exist even though you don't talk back.
You do a heck of a fantastic job btw, so much unique things going on and quite a variety of plants and animals. Way to go! Love ya as always Oh and thanks a million for allowing me to understand those thousands of visions and all those words I hear are coming from living entities here and around the universe, the jelly fish floating into the kitchen were particularly interesting. So was looking thru the eyes of a bird at the town at night. I was confused for a while and thought the sentences I heard in my mind were my own rather than things other people said. What a great imagination people have, but not as great as yours God. Talk at ya later.