What your parents don't know

What don't your parents know about you?

 

They don't know that I'm God and that I created them... yeah.

 

Pretty much everything, they know relatively little about me....

 

That i ran out of some of my medication a couple days ago and haven't gotten it re-filled yet...

 

My parents don't know about... well...

They don't know the people I used to hang out with. I've since grown apart from most of them, but most of my old friends used to be in and out of jail all the time. My ma would've freaked if she knew those kids.

Um, my ma also doesn't know about my sexuality. Although, c'mon... I'm sure she suspects it.


There's nothing they don't know that they need to worry about, though.

 

my parents dont know a hell of alot about me...they dont know about my drunken/stoend episodes (except for the times i drank with them)...they dont know about my lack of virginity, all the times i snuck out...half the people i hang out with...and several other dirty little secrets i like to keep hidden from them

 

They don't know I've tried pot and ciggs. I have no intention of ever really trying either of them again, and I don't want them to needlessly worry. My mother's younger brother is a heroin addict, and although pot is nothing like heroin, she still gets very nervous about the whole drug issue.

 

my mother has no idea how much i party down here... the joys of living 1300 miles away from home.

 

My parent's have absoloutely no idea of what a wild child I am.

 

i dont know either


where have i been



do share!

 

Becky... it's not that hard to click the profile button.

 

they dont know that... my friend and i put on lingerie and put whipped cream on each others boobs



aaaand.... ive masturbated in every room of the house except the kitchen and laundry room









aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand the grand finale........





















and i dont know the last one

 

HAHA! haha

 

Ahahaha.... Becky, you're adorable.

 

nah ah!

 

They dont know I am bisexual

 

Haha, what do you have against the kitchen and laundry room?

 

I never wanked off in the kitchen either.

Haha... who does that anyways?

 

Chuck?

 

He doesn't count. He does it everywhere.