What yu do in Toilet?

What have you ever done whilst on the loo? Other than pee, poo and sicky! I often text and wap in mobile!

 

I clip my toenails into the toilet. true story.

 

Sometimes I clean.

 

i'm a pretty quick toilet user, but if i'm bored i'll play with my phone or rummage through things that are within reach.

 

I like to ride my bicycle

 

pee, poo, sicky, and sticky.

i also like to read.

 

i masturbate all the time while i'm shitting/pissing.....


its called jack duking.....

 

snort powder

 

what a waste of good food..

 

had a seizure once.

 

We have our bowl in the drawer next to the toilet...so sometimes I sneak a hit.

But that is while sitting upon the toilet. I don't really do anything in the toilet except to clean it....and I hate that job.

 

well if we're talking one-time occurrences, i did once faint there.

i've always thought about bringing my tv in there for video games, but i don't think i've ever actually done it...

 

I read all the cleaning product labels.. "keep out of reach of children"..
Im going to die..

 

I completely forgot - I've had sex on a toilet before.....

I also used to play gameboy on the loo. and sometimes I put the lid down and just sit on the toilet and do my makeup.

 

Right now I'm replying to this stupid thread. Yay gotta love laptops.

Peace

 

I read. I can get stuck in the place for hours with a good book.

 

Me too, but not on the toilet actually. I don't like that place at all, only there for the necessarities. But perhaps some of you just got amazing toilets
Sex on the toilet sounds awful by the way.

 

Usually nap. I'm old.

 

there have also been a couple fishy funerals there...

 

If I need to shave my legs in a hurry...I dry shave while sitting on the toilet. I've painted my toenails while sitting on the toilet. Ummmm Oh and talk on the phone. My aggravating cousin took a picture of me talking on the phone while pissing.