Heard about that Bison attack. Fortunately the woman was wearing panties, although I suspect she wished it was a pair of depends.
As I have been incessantly mentioning, I performed an employment assessment for a bookkeeper position. I blew the assessment - did it completely wrong with nothing balancing correctly. So this morning I got up and reviewed learning materials from my intro to accounting course, redid the assessment, and... now for the amusement... the balances were equal for debits and credits! That's what it's supposed to look like.