Describe it without using any words that automatically refer to sex organs (such as penis, vagina, dick, cock, pussy, etc.).
ham wallet oyster ditch gut locker hatchet wound squish mitten yipee bog bitch wrinkle fiddle cove --all thanks to the bloodhound gang
I like that... for some reason I get really turned on (not in this instance since we're just talking about it LOL) when a girl talks about her hole (or fuck hole)... its just so raw, and I like raw and dirty lol. As for a description... hrm without using penis or cock, etc... A shaft of muscle curving up, a sheath of skin covering a pink head, veins coursing up the sides feeding blood into an engorged living sword.