Whats the hardest part about being a dude?

Discussion in 'Men's Issues' started by Vanilla Gorilla, Nov 3, 2010.

  1. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    Ok, theres a female version in the womens issues forum.

    Time for one in the guys forum




    I'm going to go with hair, all this frickin hair, on my knucles, in my ears, shaving rash, everywhere except the friggin top of my head!!!


    And there is this one solitary one on the front of my nose, what the hell is that?
     
  2. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    dealing with women
     
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  3. BlueLightRain

    BlueLightRain Member

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    For me its being put in the position of supporting another person because one pretty much agrees to do so upon moving in with your girlfriend. I work a full work week on the night shift, I have to go hungry so she can eat sometimes and I have to find ways to stretch our paychecks to cover as many of our needs as possible. I love her and ill do what I can for her and she does what she can for me.
     
  4. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    Defending myself against all the 'evil pig' stereotypes.

    Being 'creepy' if I don't look good to a woman, even though my behavior would be hot if I were hot to her.
     
  5. vigilanteherbalist2

    vigilanteherbalist2 Senior Member

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    you agreed, not everyone agrees
     
  6. Sam_Stoned

    Sam_Stoned Senior Member

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    I have that same fucking hair! WTF!?!?!
     
  7. Sam_Stoned

    Sam_Stoned Senior Member

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    Thread solved. lol
     
  8. idioticnumbskull

    idioticnumbskull Member

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    Being sterotyped by certain women, because I'm guy I must be superficial about looks or have no brain or feelings. Paying for things after a divorce.
     
  9. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    those one or two persistent hairs on the top of the nose can just be pulled out..it hurts but they come out just fine and then after a while they dont come back :cool:
     
  10. Cherea

    Cherea Senior Member

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    I don't see anything particularly difficult about being a dude.
     
  11. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    shrinkage

    and do you notice how it always seems to happen at the worst times :d
     
  12. stevedavejesus

    stevedavejesus Member

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    getting hit in the balls.
     
  13. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    trying to take a shit in a public toilet

    women just need to hover but we need to hover and avoid contact with the front end
     
  14. idioticnumbskull

    idioticnumbskull Member

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    When it's a hot day my balls stick to the side of my leg.
     
  15. stevedavejesus

    stevedavejesus Member

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    or when it hot and you sit naked on a bean bag chair.
     
  16. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    Or when you move the wrong and just the force of the seam of your pants hitting them is enough to hurt them.

    I understand they are pretty important, but does the pain really need to last so long?
     
  17. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    Being a guy is easy. It's the stereotypes that tend to hurt our cause.
     
  18. Ark.

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    Having to prove I'm no more man than any woman is a woman
     
  19. stevedavejesus

    stevedavejesus Member

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    i agree. i feel like im gonna puke for like 15 minutes.
     
  20. Sam_Stoned

    Sam_Stoned Senior Member

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    Facing reality

    Sorry girls. Call this sexist but yall just don't see it. lol
     

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