What's the last thing

you ever want to hear when you're standing at the urinal?



























































"Ohhhhhh, that's nice."

Your turn.

 

can you take a look at this rash

 

my zipper seems to be stuck, can you give me a hand?

 

your zipper seems stuck. can i give you a hand? d:

 

this doesn't require anything being said, but when a person just peers over the divider and looks down at your dick...

 

I'm sorry I'll try not to do that again I know in the past you said it made you feel uncomftrableDid you find your keys?

 

i find it extremely odd that you're using a urinal....

and yes, i found my keys



how 'bout this one: "join me in the handicap stall *wink*"

 

probably "hey your standing at a urinal"

 

I don't use it I just stand in one and look around while pretending I have one

 

so you're not practicing to pee in the snow? damn...

 

oh I am I am working on a sort of device...I just need a funnel and a piece of tubing I have the rest...

 

those are easy to get, local hardware store.

another one i just thought of: "hey, can i shake it for you?"

 

a joke:

a man goes to the doctor his good are bruised and very swollen. The doctor asked if it hurts when he pees and the man replies 'only at the end' the doctor then says 'you mean when you shake it? the looks very puzzled and asks ' shake it? I thought you were supossed to wring it out'.

 

"can I share that one with you, he seems to be scared of this"

 

"Hi, my name's ______" followed by trying to shake your hand

 

random stranger: "sword fight?"

 

no one thought my joke was funny ): ?

 

haha, yea i thought it was funny

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"i love the golden nectar"

 

The theme to deliverance.

 

ahahahahahahahha..... I was thinking about that a little bit ago.

Anybody ever do that as kids?