what's the most stoned you've ever been?

Well?

 

good question. when i hit the grav bong for the first time, maybe? too many times... the first time i hit my vape i almost passed out, that was good too, but not the most stoned ive ever been. you?

 

i got so baaaaked once i was in a conveniant store and i had no clue wat was goin on
the food started talking to me and i started eating right there then the dude at the counter told me to pay so i threw out some money at him but i didnt no how much
good times

 

A few times, I have been so stoned I have passed out and went into convulsions and my eyes were rolling back in my head. I have also been so stoned at work that I coulda sworn I heard Stevie Wonder songs coming from an air conditioning unit.

 

Most blazed i ever was, was probably when i closed my eyes i would see crazy colors and shit, not to mention i couldnt stop laughing at things. Those days were great...now i just get to the point where i get so zoned out.

 

LMFAO! I'm picturing that right now - "I just called... to say... I love you."

Yeah, if I get really stoned, I can get auditory hallucinations. But the most stoned I've been gave me visual hallucinations. Everything in the room started warping. I don't know how to describe it. You know how on really old TVs, the pictures can get skewed on the edges. This is what it was like, but all over the place. I thought something was fucking around with my brain's "dials". I went to lay down and staired at the ceiling. There were some streaks of light on the ceiling from my lamp and they warped into the shape of a tank. It looked like it had one of those lego characters in it. I never thought pot could make you hallucinate, but I guess it can.

 

most blazed i ever was was on my second time smoking.

i smoked maybe one bowl of dank and was freekin out!
not the best time by any means, but definitely the most high...

 

hahaha actually, it was "Isn't She Lovely". lol

 

after having a 28 joint session between 3 people

 

I think I remember you posting that story. Isn't that the one where you were camping or something with Mike.

 

Third time smoking. First time getting really fucking brain melting high. I was young and thought I was the coolest ever and smoked 2 faaaat joints of sticky icky bud all by myself. I remember distinctly walking from one side of a basement where I was smoking, to the other where my friends were and just stopping in the middle as the bud kicked me in the fucking face. I just stood there until my friend walked over to me and made me sit down. I freaked out and couldn't eat anything or talk and took my shirt off and broke the light bulb hanging from the celling. My friends were no help because we were all just starting to toke so they kept telling me " DONT WORRY, YOU'LL PASS OUT SOON AND WAKE UP TOMORROW AND FEEL OK!" then whispering to each other whether or not to call 911.

Pretty much made me extremely anxious and panic stricken smoking for years after.

 

yea we were up in the bush at a lake lol

 

ya that happened to me last weekend and it was incredible

 

its between the first time I got high and another time, the first time me and my friend where hoppin around in circle formation laughing at nothing. Then he claimed he saw god lol. I remember thinking to myself why doesnt it stop it jus keeps going . The second was one time I picked up a querter of some crazy herb with my buddy, we smoked a 1.5 g joitn of it and then some bowls and we couldnt go into the store, cuz of all the laughing, later that day on the bus home the engine sounded like a beat. it was goin somethin like bump bump da da da or some shit It was hard to explain. Ended up getting real paranoid that night. That was some crazy shit.

 

28 joints!?!? What is that - like 9 and 1/3 joints per person? Did you chain smoke them or was it over the course of the night?

Also, I've always wanted to know. Is there a limit to how high you can get on weed? Heh - maybe I should try it out and see.

 

it was one after another passing it between the 3 ppl, the 3rd guy dropped out at joint 8 though so it was pretty much me and another guy smoking 20 to ourselves

Both times i've smoked 15+ joints, i've gotten the same thing to happen to me, first off we were smoking all these joints rolled in typical zig zag whites, after like the 12th joint the rollies started to taste HEAVILLY of butter

then once i was around 20, [i've gotten this everytime i've smoked 15+ joints] i got this fuckin weird ass feeling that like, ear wax was going into my ear, and dripping down my throat, and i could feel it like pulsing down my throat almost to my heart beat but a little slower lol

 

I think I know what you're talking about man. One time I smoked 7 joints between me and a friend and I had that thing happen to me. I felt something weird in my ears. Not really going down my throat more like... it felt like my brains were oozing out of my ears and it was really fucked up.

 

oh man i got sooo baked at a greatful dead show (it was a reunion up in wisconsin) i was smoking joints hitting bongs everyone around me was sharing their tree and i was as well but i go tso baked that i was walking down to the bathroom to splash water on my face i passed the fuck out while waiting in line next thing i know i got cold ass water splashed in my face and had someone giving me water to drink and i stumbled back to find my seat which took me about anhour. LOL i will never do that again.

 

^^ sounds like a hell'a time man

i remember when i started smokeing up all me & my friend would do is sit around & smoke up...we'd do this the whole day & all the while ppl'd comeing & going & smokeing with us..ah fuck the was one of the best summers..got high as fuck during that summer...& i remember this one time me & 2 other ppl shared this joint made of "lal garda"*red hash* & then we went to this place to eat..& my buds were histarical & shit & were causing alot of rukus..& i was all like "dudes keep it undercontrol" & then after a while i hear my friends voice " dude go wash ur face" & while going to the bathroom i almost fell...like i got his major head rush & everything went black for a second,,,then just a couple'a feet away were from couches so i went & sat there for awhile with my eyes closed & head back...then the waiter comes & goes like "are u okay dude?"...& i go like "yeaaahhh dude i'v been working for 4 nights stright..sleepy as hell just came here to eat yada yada" & he goes like "would u like to relax by the pool?" & i was like "sure"..but then i kept thinking he was gona take to the back & kick my ass for some reason....then i got to pool chilled there for awhile....then i saw this guy with his green trunks & i thought it was that thing u cover the paitent with before operating on him & i thought his googles were an oxygen mask...good times good times

 

5 bongs a tab of very poor acid (well thats what a' thoughtand a walk in the country with a guy I know. We walked into this kind of river basin place where there were a lot of trees and it looked really warm and just the kind of place to sit for an hour or so. 3 hours later we started getting white and cold, even tho it was hot that day. I kept thinking there were people in the trees watching us and ended up getting so freaked out that my hands were shaking. My friend went to a store (the guy could hardly walk himself) and got me a load of chocolate and soda and brought it back to me and I started to feel better. But while he was gone, which seemed like about 5 days, not the ten minutes he'd been I started to feel odd, but in a good way. Like I was bigger somehow. I wasn't just me sitting there on a rock, I was sitting every where. I don't know how to explain that, but it wa prety real. I couldn't feel where I stopped if that makes any sense? Anybody else had anythng like that?

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