What's the strangest/funniest/most unusual excuse..

you've ever heard or used to turn down sex?

That is if you've ever turned it down.

 

i never turn it down.

 

And I might be going out on a limb here but I'd imagine you haven't been turned dowwn too often either.

 

same here. i've never turned it down, though occasionally i should have.

i once stopped in the middle of sex once, because the chick was so disgustingly stinky and untasty down there. i told her she needed to go home, because she tasted bad. i know... not very tactful.

believe it or not, i used to be a bitch.

 

"i'm on my period"


whatever, it's my fucking bed you'd be ruining anyway!

 

Hell, I'm still waiting to get asked!

 

nah, i really have turned down sex, but my reasons aren't creative.

 

and then there's the always creative "i like you too much to have sex with you"

 

How about_"I'm too sexy to have sex"?

 

i had to stop once, with my husband in the womens bathroom at arby's once, cus they were closing and someone started to go in to clean

 

I've heard "I'm sleeping"... like that really matters.

I don't think I've given an excuse. When it comes to vaginas you either use it or lose it.

 

thats a bit harsh

lol what was her reaction?

 

i'm willing to do whatever it takes to save your vagina.

 

I think "I have to clean" was the lamest...


and I think the most unusual was this entire story about getting into some class at the college and I made up this entire scenario... I think I even had to question if it really happened or I made it up for a while.

 

I appreciate you wanting to save my vagina. It shows you care, and since you took over my RT title, it should be mandatory.

 

i gotta get back to my hole

 

erhhmmmm...I lied and said I had an STD that could be contagious... I needed to get out of sex for the long term

 

um i've never been turned down..and i don't think i've ever really turned someone down either
except for when i'm on the rag
but then i usually just tell him, we make out and i'll blow him cause i'm nice like that

 

So when is your period due?

 

not for another month, sorry