Whats the worst you've ever been hurt?

Whats the absolute worst you've ever been hurt? Physically. Any cool gorey stories? Hospital stories? Peace

It's a long story I don't feel like going into but I was once electrocuted so badly my heart stopped for about 5-7 seconds. An incredibly white hot pain ripped through my chest, down my stomach, out my dick and ass and back up into my heart and head. When I came to my speech was really really slow and slurred. My brain was dead quiet and I had no thoughts. It was a very strange sensation the way the pain spread. I can't really describe it. Fucking gnarly though!

 

I was on a work up range while i was a marine and was injured in an accident. This is actually one of the things that led to my dischrage, wasn't the sole cause though. I was putting a donut charge on a door knob and it was prematurely detonated and a piece of brass cut me in the left arm severing my ulnar nerve at the elbow. I didn't realize what had happened until someone saw blood on cement floor and we started checkin each other. Stupid shit... poor preperation, not paying attention. I got a cool scar out of it though Chicks dig scars right? lol

 

A goat bit off my left testicle a few years ago. I won't go into detail why it was in its mouth in the first place, but it really hurted. Lots of blood and yellowish fluid all over my stomach and legs and on the goat.
Still, even today I have blood in my urine and sperm a lot of times.

 

fucking shit dude... that is hands down the most fucked up story I've ever heard... Do go into detail... please

 

i was biking and had clipped on pedals, hit a ditch and i went head over heals while attached to my bike. it landed on top of me with my legs mangled in the cranks and my head underneath the front wheel. needless to say i blacked out for a second, then got up and walked back home bleeding a shit from my face and legs and arms. no hospitals or stitches, just a lot of anti bacteria cream. hurt worse than getting stabbed because of all the pebbles in my cuts.

good stories!

 

agreed, keep em coming... these are fucked up stories, but I enjoy reading them lol

 

I don't know if your serious but if you are. Fuckin hell man. Your the new number 7 on my top 10 list of coolest people. Right inbetween Mr.T and Helen Keller.

 

Shit, I was in the emergency room ALL THE TIME when I was a kid. But I really don't know which injury ranks as "worst" because to be completely honest, I think I got a better deal than most kids, lol. But I've never been hurt to the point of needing an ambulance or anything. I was a really sickly kid, though, and got really REALLY ill quite often, but not hurt.

 

kidney stones....worst pain of my life...if I had a gun on me that day I quite possibly would have used it

 

I was visiting the hospital to see my sister who had just had an asthma attack and I heard a man down the hall passing stones.... i will never forget that sound. Sorry you had to go through that man.

 

everything is beautiful and nothing hurts

 

I forgot, the worst pain of my life was when my tooth rotted and my gum had a pocket of infection that started to spread into my sinuses. But that wasn't an injury, that was just a good tooth gone bad.

 

I have to humbly disagree... Not to be a pessimist or anything, but there are things that are ugly, and there ARE things that hurt. Can you explain your philosophy to me zilla? Because i honestly wish i could see things that way.

 

i've been pretty lucky so far, i haven't had too bad of injuries, no stitches, and only broken toes. my worst is either the time my sister punched me in the mouth and busted my lip and broke my tooth, or the time i was really pissed off and foolishly decided to kick a beer can that was lying on the kitchen floor as hard as i could, not realizing how close to the cabinets i was, i broke my big toe on that lol.

 

When I was little, I was climbing this little log cabin my grandpa built me and my cousins and I grabbed onto a loose peice of the roof and fell off. Some how between me being on the roof and then on the ground, the board I grabbed onto had a nail sticking out of it and I had the board stuck to my hand with the nail going between my right pinky and ring finger.
It was bad. And grandpa told me to shut up and stop crying, so I did and then I had to change clothes because I got blood all over them. Haha. We ended up saying "Fuck hospitals" and just tapped my hand all up. It healed perfectly fine, it's just that my hand was tapped up for about a week or two.

 

having my second son, it was the most excruciating pain I have ever been in, I dug my fingernails into my own skin...

...and sadly I didn't learn my lesson then.

 

dunno. i've had a lot of minor injuries, but really nothing worth mentioning in my opinion...

 

my chest was split open in battle once. i think i have pix of me in hospital on my photo album on my profile. i couldnt sit up for a week, couldnt cough/sneeze/laugh for a month or two, and still to this day the skin on my chest has no feeling.

the stay in hospital was quite fun though. i vomited over myself several times, and a nurse got to see my penis.

 

Pain is pleasurable.
;P

 

I was running down the beach and stepped on my dick once, it really smarted.