drunken injury? mine has to be as a result of cooking pancakes while unable to stand upright. i had a burn on the outside of each wrist, a burn on each outside knuckle and a burn on each little finger. i think the burn on the inside of the wrist was from the same cooking incident, but couldnt be sure! so go on then......stupidest injuries you've ever done........? peace and love stardust xxx
um...................................... one time i wkoe up and my foot had dried blood all over it. this was from falling off the porch at a friends house and nto realizing my foot was bleeding.
I drove a friend of mines scooter whilst very very drunk, i crashed it, went over the handle bars, and nearly cut my balls off. haha, fun times. Lots of other things, ive been very drunk too many times.
well i almost impaled myself on a metal fence when we thought it would be a good idea to climb the library in town and run around on a slopey roof. it wasnt the greatest of ideas ill admit. and just at an important gap in the roof i thought i could make the jump unfortunatly my eyes wernt working the way they should and i grabbed the guttering instead of the roof and it swung me round enough so i missed the fence. but proper winded me flat back on the floor tho.
Gawd loads! Falling down the Stairs at the Fruit Cupboard in Leeds and slicing my foot open on broken glass for one
the stairs in my house are really steep and one of them is broken so people always fall down them. and my broter would get drunk, crawl up them, and fall right back down and go right into the wall saying "that fucking hurt man!" then get right back up and start yelling to his friends "we are getting FUCKED UP tomorrow night man!!!" omg i love my brother.
omg i have soo many stories.................you have no idea. one time he had a party here, then went to a keg party across the street, and woke up on our lawn, and another time woke up on our neighboors lawn when the guy came out and said "Mike go home"
some how i've managed to refrain from injuring myself atall while drunk.. how i don't know.. i always take part in the most ludicrous of events but never injure myself.. oh i sprained my ankle pretty bad in barcelona.. had to have it strapped up for a few days.. but fuck knows how i did it
I cut my pinky finger open with a sword. My wife and I both have swords and hers is a replica of the Kitana from the movie Highlander. I was fucking fried out of my mind one night and was getting something out of the closet we keep them in. The sword started to fall toward my head. It was still in the scabbard so I reached out to catch it just as it slid out of the scabbard. Cut the shit out of myself and needed stitches. But I was hungry so before my buddy took me to the ER we stopped at White Castle and got a ton of food for the time in the waiting room. You should have seen the looks on the doctor and nurse's face when I told them I cut myself on a sword!
i jumped into an over flowing river, with my head tangled in my t-shirt, due to a friend trying to get me into said river. I very nearly drowned, but luckily the fast current knocked me against several big rocks and a tree, and i climbed to safety. this is why i smoke pot now.
heh heh... Well when i was like 16 me and a mate were rather drunk one night and I managed to somehow trip over the banister at the top of the stairs and i went headfirst down them! it was lucky my mate was already halfway down the stairs at the time so basically we both ended up in a heap at the bottom of the stairs. Unfortuantely I wacked my finger against the radiator and it made a really deep cut and all this blood was pouring everywhere and then the folks walked through the front door to top it all off, I can still remember the look or horror on my Mum's face!! and i still have the scar. its pretty funny looking back on it, although at the time i was close to passing out and the next morning I got laughed at by the parents which wasnt very nice! oh the foolish things we do when drunk
