Whats your fine?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by wiggy, Dec 13, 2007.

  1. wiggy

    wiggy Bitch

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    This is fun to do. Just read the 'offence' and if you've done it, you owe that fine.

    You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.

    NOTE fines to be added once, not for how ever many times you have done it.


    Smoked weed -- £10

    Did acid or pills -- £5

    Ever had sex at church -- £25

    Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- £40

    Had sex with someone on MySpace/Facebook/Bebo etc -- £25

    Had sex for money -- £100

    Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- £20

    Vandalized something -- £20

    Had sex on your parents' bed -- £10

    Beat up someone -- £20

    Been jumped -- £10

    Cross dressed -- £10

    Given money to stripper -- £25

    Been in love with a stripper -- £20

    Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- £0.10

    Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- £15

    Ever drive and drank -- £20

    Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- £50

    Used toys while having sex -- £30

    Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- £20

    Went skinny dipping -- £5

    Had sex in a pool -- £20

    Kissed someone of the same sex -- £10

    Had sex with someone of the same sex -- £20

    Cheated on your significant other -- £10

    Masturbated -- £10

    Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- £20

    Done oral -- £5

    Got oral -- £5

    Done / got oral in a vehicle while it was moving -- £25

    Stole something -- £10

    Had sex with someone in jail -- £25

    Made a nasty home video or took pictures -- £15

    Had a threesome -- £50

    Had sex in public -- £20

    Been in the same room while someone was having sex --£25

    Stole something worth over more than a hundred quid-- £20

    Had sex with someone 10 years older -- £20

    Had sex with someone under the age accepted by rule of thumb (half your age plus 7) -- £25

    Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- £50

    Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- £25

    Went streaking -- £5

    Went streaking in broad daylight -- £15

    Been arrested -- £5

    Spent time in jail -- £15

    Pissed in the pool -- £0.50

    Played spin the bottle -- £5

    Done something you regret -- £20

    Had sex with your best friend -- £20

    Had sex with someone you work with at work -- £25

    Had anal sex -- £80

    Lied to your mate -- £5

    Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- £25
     
  2. wiggy

    wiggy Bitch

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    Mine is £565.10

    That took me ages to add up and well OOPSY
     
  3. YankNBurn

    YankNBurn Owner

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    Oh shit I owe $1389.78 US to cover the 680.00 pounds owed for this one. :D
     
  4. green faerie

    green faerie m L e

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    610...whatever that is in us dollars.
     
  5. edyb123

    edyb123 Senior Member

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    Arghhh Hipforums is turning into myspace!
     
  6. Mitok

    Mitok Senior Member

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    £175.6, I guess not so bad? Still, I haven't been able to have much sexual experimentation, so this is simply temporary.
    And anybody who says they haven't peed in the pool is a liar.
     
  7. wiggy

    wiggy Bitch

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    I didnt get it from myspace - I was sent it!
     
  8. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

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    Fuck me. 845.60. And I don't know anybody who could be honest and get under 500 unless you're a minor.
     
  9. YankNBurn

    YankNBurn Owner

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    Glad its you and not me. :)
     
  10. dilligaf

    dilligaf Banned

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    lets just say,,, more money than i have to pay said fines:)
     
  11. edyb123

    edyb123 Senior Member

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    I like how you get charged more for masturbating than for taking acid/pills.
     
  12. green faerie

    green faerie m L e

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  13. Love Fest1969

    Love Fest1969 Classic Rocker

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  14. Autentique

    Autentique wonderfabulastic

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    450, I was feeling bad because I thought it was pretty high, but then I saw everybody else's score and life is good again haha :)
     
  15. LuckyStripe

    LuckyStripe Mundane.

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    785.10


    :leaving:

    (least that red guys is more then mine) :D
     
  16. Xac

    Xac Visitor

    I was going to participate until i read this, being 3/4 Puerto Rican i find it extremely offensive.
     
  17. Autentique

    Autentique wonderfabulastic

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    I'm Dominican and I found it offensive too, I dont even know what is supposed to mean, but I just ignored it. Perhaps I shouldnt have.
     
  18. crankyelbow

    crankyelbow Makes Music

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    I don't think it was meant to be offensive, it was more of a random thing.

    mmmm puerto rican....
     
  19. Autentique

    Autentique wonderfabulastic

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    Yeah, that's why I ignored it, still I found it kinda odd.
     
  20. Xac

    Xac Visitor

    Should probably clear this up, i am not 3/4 Puerto Rican nor was i offended BUT i did lose respect for this little game because it is still degrading to people of that ethnicity.
     
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