What's Your Special Secret Super Power?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Hyphy, May 3, 2008.

  1. Hyphy

    Hyphy Duke of Earl

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  2. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    I can piss people off without being near them or talking to them.
     
  3. Cate8

    Cate8 Senior Member

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    I can shapeshift!!!!!!!!!
     
  4. Oneness

    Oneness Dead

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    I have the thing that Ashton had on The Butterfly Effect
     
  5. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    my immortalness...
     
  6. Hyphy

    Hyphy Duke of Earl

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    Me, teleportation. Unlike Nightcrawler, I'm using mine to see the world.
     
  7. mitten_kitten

    mitten_kitten daisymae

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    I can wake the dead with my coughing...
     
  8. Naoki_ninja

    Naoki_ninja Bruce Lee's hero

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    i can turn myself into a super-wacky-incredible-arm flailing-tube man! :D
     
  9. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    My farts have killed off entire Kurdish villages in Northern Iraq. I let Saddam take the rap for it though.
     
  10. Cate8

    Cate8 Senior Member

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    ew....lol
     
  11. Jimmy P

    Jimmy P bastion of awesomeness

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    I'm Batman.
     
  12. McLeodGanja

    McLeodGanja Banned

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    I can see things that are billions of miles away, just by looking at the sky.
     
  13. Hellvis

    Hellvis Senior Member

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    I Am A Pussy Eating God!!!!!!!!
     
  14. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

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    i'm pretty


    ....
    :leaving:
     
  15. jerry420

    jerry420 Doctor of everything Lifetime Supporter

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    i can drink a 5th of scotch and STILL have meaningful conversation...
     
  16. Flannelwearin'gal

    Flannelwearin'gal .robert.johnson.fan.

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    I can blance a half filled bottle of water on my ass when i lay down.
    EVEN When I'm laughing!

    i shit you not.
    I amd just that amazing
     
  17. McLeodGanja

    McLeodGanja Banned

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    I can light my own farts, and produce flames spanning several foot high in the air.
     
  18. Flannelwearin'gal

    Flannelwearin'gal .robert.johnson.fan.

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    wait
    batman doesn't have any magical powers
     
  19. Hellvis

    Hellvis Senior Member

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    balance a glass of water on your ass???? THATS FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!
     
  20. NeuroDr

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    i can count the change in ur pocket up, real fast
     

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