When a girl asks the dreaded Am I fat?

Do you lie or are you honest?

I lie if the girl is fat, but I get mad when people lie to me when I ask that question.

 

I tell the truth. Once you start lying in a relationship, shit goes down hill. I tell the truth even if it's not a relationship.

 

Answer as honestly as I can.

Give as many details as possible.

Offer a plan for improvement, maybe even present her with a free-trial gym membership and a balanced dietary plan.

 

i can be brutally honest with this question

 

My bro is harsh. Tells them to take a run around the block.

 

yeah...if I have to ask I already know. I don't think I've ever asked that question. I grew-up with a mom that always asked me if she was as big as random, passing by strangers. I would say 'no'. She would then ask me about how many pounds heavier I thought they were.
I would never put anyone through that. It's a sucky feeling.

 

i be tellin the truth

 

thats what is commonly refered to as a fuckism...no sexual overtones mind you...just this:

wife: "honey, do i look fat?"

husband: "nope"

wife "YOU'RE A LIAR!"

or conversely

wife: do i look fat?"

husband: "yes"

wife"YOU'RE A BASTARD!"

you're fucked either way

 

if i ever asked someone if i was fat i'd expect honesty, and i'd be prepared to accept either answer if i asked in the first place

 

There are only two people I ask, because I know they will be honest with me. Well one isn't lately, but the other one is. He'll tell me real quick to stop eating and start running on the treadmill again.

 

i've never been asked this question. i almost suspect its an urban legend

 

Its sooo not an urban legend.

 

so women are totally conniving bitches?

i mean like.....really????

 

Funny- I was never asked that question.

I do remember making a girl cry once at a bar by asking her whether she was pregnant.

 

i've pinched a girls fat one time when this question came up

 

Am I fat?



























now you've been asked.

 

an answer requires some nude pics to help the judging process

 

I tell the truth, because I am a fool.

 

chuck me in with those dudes that haven't ever been asked.

If I were asked I'd like to think I'd tell the truth, but I'd definitely lie.

 

I wouldn't answer.

I had a female friend ask me whether she was attractive once. I refused to answer even though she insisted many a time.

Eventually I fucked her. I figure it was the best answer I could give.