When I hear the word 'church'

my brain instantly switches off

 

its like narcolepsy when i hear the word church

 

my brain instantly switches off when i finish beer number 12.

 

Ditto... And I completely shut down when it's suggested that I attend.

 

i was invited to dinner at a friends house. her mum cooked goat stew. i was 7 months pregnant and unmarried and i ate the damn goat as her overly christian mother proceeded to tell me a biblical whopper involving a pregnant woman out of marriage being stoned to death by her village. the goat was surprisingly good.

 

we went to church to search

 

a fella in my class is sooo holy, its annoying!!
sometimes he sits there at lunch preaching while his friend sits beside him and says "PRAISE THE LORD".. its really annoying.. its like yes i know you love jesus but dont try shove it in my face and brain wash me please...

and every computer in the college he uses he changes the wallpaper to this big cross and big writing on it saying JESUS LOVES YOU.....

bugs me

 

fucker. punch him in his holy arse

 

:rofl: ...i should!!!!!!!! he even sings holy songs :rofl:

aahhhhhh torture!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

is he a catlick?

 

a few weeks ago i went to my brother's wedding in a church, and afterwards when everybody was at the reception, i went into the pastor's chamber and found his bible. i took a sharpie and wrote PRAISE SATAN!!! across the book of john.

 

So heres what ya do,,,

 

i think hes like 'born again christian' or something.. hes brazilian, and so is his little holy friend...

 

i give church a chance....every year i consider going. :hat:

 

:rofl:

he'd actually probably cry :rofl:

 

play some fookn slayerrr

 

oh i do try. its not good for my nausia though- hallelujah hallelujah hallelujah

 

lol well good on ya! but going to church shouldn't make you bullemic...ballemic? there's no spell check on this computer lol. :hat:

 

you were slightly closer the first time. i suppose ballemic would be when you binge, and then puke it up due to overzealous deepthroating...

 

I thought about skipping church today, but after reading this thread I feel very encouraged to go.