When I hear the word 'church'

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  1. sunberry and buttons

    sunberry and buttons Member

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    my brain instantly switches off
     
  2. sunberry and buttons

    sunberry and buttons Member

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    its like narcolepsy when i hear the word church
     
  3. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    my brain instantly switches off when i finish beer number 12.
     
  4. onesublimesister

    onesublimesister Member

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    Ditto... And I completely shut down when it's suggested that I attend.:eek:
     
  5. sunberry and buttons

    sunberry and buttons Member

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    i was invited to dinner at a friends house. her mum cooked goat stew. i was 7 months pregnant and unmarried and i ate the damn goat as her overly christian mother proceeded to tell me a biblical whopper involving a pregnant woman out of marriage being stoned to death by her village. the goat was surprisingly good.
     
  6. natural philosophy

    natural philosophy bitchass sexual chocolate

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    we went to church to search
     
  7. lynzxx

    lynzxx Senior Member

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    a fella in my class is sooo holy, its annoying!!
    sometimes he sits there at lunch preaching while his friend sits beside him and says "PRAISE THE LORD".. its really annoying.. its like yes i know you love jesus but dont try shove it in my face and brain wash me please...

    and every computer in the college he uses he changes the wallpaper to this big cross and big writing on it saying JESUS LOVES YOU.....

    bugs me :cool:
     
  8. sunberry and buttons

    sunberry and buttons Member

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    fucker. punch him in his holy arse
     
  9. lynzxx

    lynzxx Senior Member

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    :rofl: ...i should!!!!!!!! he even sings holy songs :rofl:

    aahhhhhh torture!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  10. sunberry and buttons

    sunberry and buttons Member

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    is he a catlick?
     
  11. natural philosophy

    natural philosophy bitchass sexual chocolate

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    a few weeks ago i went to my brother's wedding in a church, and afterwards when everybody was at the reception, i went into the pastor's chamber and found his bible. i took a sharpie and wrote PRAISE SATAN!!! across the book of john.
     
  12. FritzDaKatx2

    FritzDaKatx2 Vinegar Taster

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    So heres what ya do,,,

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  13. lynzxx

    lynzxx Senior Member

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    i think hes like 'born again christian' or something.. hes brazilian, and so is his little holy friend...
     
  14. Tsukiko_777

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    i give church a chance....every year i consider going. :hat:
     
  15. lynzxx

    lynzxx Senior Member

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    :rofl:

    he'd actually probably cry :rofl:
     
  16. sunberry and buttons

    sunberry and buttons Member

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    play some fookn slayerrr
     
  17. sunberry and buttons

    sunberry and buttons Member

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    oh i do try. its not good for my nausia though- hallelujah hallelujah hallelujah
     
  18. Tsukiko_777

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    lol well good on ya! but going to church shouldn't make you bullemic...ballemic? there's no spell check on this computer lol. :hat:
     
  19. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    you were slightly closer the first time. i suppose ballemic would be when you binge, and then puke it up due to overzealous deepthroating...
     
  20. Piaf

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    I thought about skipping church today, but after reading this thread I feel very encouraged to go.
     

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