where to hide?

Okay, I have a huge amount of pills and some legal shit in my room. Mom's getting suspicious, and I know it since I made a dumb move and discussed herb a lot lately... So, I'm working on moving my stash. Normally, it's under a drawer in my bed that's held in place with pins that have to be pulled to get in there. It smells slightly of legal (and stupid, in some cases) smokeables.

So, I decided to try a dresser drawer. Guest bedroom right across from mine, hardly ever touched. I looked under a drawer, score. So, I moved my pills and my tinfoil bowl there. Now...

It's a hard drawer to open, can make noise if you don't have the magic touch to open it. I stuffed a sweatshirt under the edge so it can't just be ripped out of there. It's cracked open just a tiny to hold some bills and other mail. It looks natural.

What do you think?

I'm starting to get paranoid, since ma knows I snagged some of her meds... Nobody other than my friend and my girlfriend know that I nick a few of dad's every month... I've probably got enough pills to total out above a four digit number in street value. Three bottles... and counting.

Any better ideas?

 

What kind of pills?

 

Got any rucksacks with Walkman holders? If you do, see if you can cut a hole somewhere inside there, most bags have space between the padding and the bit where stuff is held. That's where I keep mine, so long as it's only just big enough for your hand and fairly invisible then you should be fine unless your parents are particularly nosy. Keep it somewhere in your room where they'd never go over to (say, in a pile of old messy stuff) and you should be alright. Also, I'd recommend putting something in there to hold it down/mask any obvious shapes. That way if they look at the bag or shake it, they're still unlikely to notice.

 

heres a hint, stop smoking out of tinfoil, its bad for you. if you cant do that, dont keep them, throw that shit out, it takes what? a minute to make one? seriously dont keep that and it wont smell. and i think you mean "illegal"

and if you can sell those pills, do it, then maybe you can afford a REAL bowl

 

Put some cotton balls tightly in the bottles and don't worry about that familiar sound of a pill bottle!

 

i keep my stash (which consists of a bowl, papers, bud, vicodin, soma, and lighters) in my cell phone box under my bed. my mom will never look under my bed and if she does, a cell phone box isnt suspicious.

ive heard of people gutting electronics (old playstations, radios, cameras, ect) and keeping their shit in there. sounds like a good idea, but idk about you but im not about to ruin some electronic just to hide bud.

 

That sounds like a more then good enough stash. Should have nothing to worry about.

I just keep my stash in a drawer on my work desk in my room... I could honestly care less if my parents find it out since all they'll find is my pipes, bongs, weed, and grinders... nothing they don't know I own.

 

i used to stash my shit above the posters i have pinned on my ceiling, worked fine.

 

that sounds like a good place to stash your weed, especially if you took the time to make it look natural and not like somebody fucked with it..

but i would be paranoid, too if my stash wasn't in my own room. if i had it in another room of the house i would be so paranoid anytime somebody walked past that room. at least i know in my room nobody goes in there and my stash is safe. i just keep my stash in my dresser drawers

 

if your 18 and if your out of school get a job and a apartment

 

^easier said than done.

 

its not nice to steal meds. if she suspects, then you should ditch it.

 

Hollow out a bible/largebook and just put it in a book cases some where if not, then in a video came box, also spread em out, so if you do get caught they dont find all of it. havelike three hiding spots, and throw away tin foil bowls. dont keep them.

 

Okay, first off, to the poster below, I do mean legal. I have both, but my mom's kind of a morals nazi and would kill me if she knew I was smoking anything. She smokes tobacco, and she'd kill me if I even did that. She wants better for me then she has. I won't smoke tobacco, but weed, oh yes.

Let's see... Klonopin, Vicodin, Percocet, Darvocet, Methylphenidate, Strattera, Focalin XR, Zoloft. Now I think about it, yeah, with that many pills, I could get a grand easily... I wanna talk to my friend's dealer and see if she's interested in having a nice stock of pills...

The one place I know my mom will look is in my room. There's a good place out in the open in my house, but I can't hide weed there once I have a supply, because they'd probably smell it. There's a cold air return register on the face of the lowest step of the stairs, and there's a nice space behind it before it drops into the ducting.

What do y'all think?

Yeah, I know stealing meds isn't nice, but I got them slowly... one pill every blue moon for a loooooooooooong time...

 

keep it in your room the drawer by your bed sound perfect just cover the stach with some condon boxes or porno mag so if she does find the stach first thing she sees OH SHIT my boy is dirty litlle fucker she will be disgusted and wount dear to look any further or even talk about it

 

only fucking idiots will buy zoloft.
it takes 4+ weeks of taking it daily for it do do fucking anything.
so.. don't waste your time stealing SSRIs,
they're not worth shit unless you're a shady dealer.

 

If you're a crafty guy, get a decent- sized container of pony beads (or find yours), and put your pills in there. tada! who the hell digs around in other peoples beads looking for unmentionables? borderline nobody. plus, the beads will hide any sound of pills because they're loud as hell when you shake them.

oh and for you idiots, pony beads are those colorful round plastic beads. not beads shaped like ponies.

good luck and enjoy your endeavors.

 

HAAHHHAHAH i wish being a girl didn't prohibit me from doing that.


as far as hiding places go though, i always feel more comfortable with a hiding spot in my room that i can access easily, ideally a place my parents don't know exists.

i hide my 18" RooR in a two foot, hollow ceramic buhda. why in the world would my parents look under a buhda? plus there is a cover on the bottem so even if they did lift it, or take it away even, they'd never find my baby!!

 

where does one go about finding two foot tall hollow ceramic buddhas?
I'd love one!

 

ha. i kept my stash in my cell phone box at one time too.
Now i keep my pipes in my xbox360 box and the weed in a weasel ball.