Where zombies come from

Where do they come from.. its not a virus. Though thats 'the way of the zombie' often

Its.

When the number of people alive today equals the number that have ever lived.. Then the afterlife if full. And the dead shall walk the earth.

That number was predicted as several decades ago but that was false.. many more HAVE lived than we know. The 2 numbers will match November 21, 2012.

 

And why would the dead walk the earth when the number of people alive equals the number that are dead? I don't get your math.

 

You dont watch movies do you [pre 2000]. Its 'zombie mythos' evil dead

 

Right....

 

Zombies come from Haiti voodoo practices that use neurotoxins to lower the victims vital signs so low that they appear dead. As is the tradition in tropical climates the dead are quickly buried usually the same day. That night the voodoo priest will come and dig up the victim who should be coming around as e poison begins to wear off. The priest then force feeds the victim datura daily to keep them in a drooling narcotic state.

It can all be found in wade davis's study of voodoo " the serpent and the rainbow"... which is available on amazon.

 

Grain

Rubbish

zombies are result of
When the number of people alive today equals the number that have ever lived.. Then the afterlife if full. And the dead shall walk the earth.

If you want to believe some voodoo that you do.. go for it..

WE know that when hell is full. and the virus comes...thats it

[if you have time.. see my essay on the use of thermonuclear penetration weapons 1960 to 75. And the global application of carrier forces in war.. in the 20th century]

 

actually, the "when hell is full the dead will walk the earth" line of reasoning was brought up as recently as the 2004 dawn of the dead remake.


other theories off the top of my head include the radiation from space of the original night of the living dead, and the spoiled milk scenario of that crappy electronics commercial.

 

So this is what they mean with 'hell is other people'?

 

Here is another treatment on zombies replete with astronomical influences.
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2011/03/pictures/110303-zombie-ants-fungus-new-species-fungi-bugs-science-brazil/

 

zombies come from all walks of afterlife....

 

I blame Faux News

 

The education system.

 

You win.

 

Less people live in harmony with nature, more they will become zombies.
The more living with machines, electricity and synthetic chemicals, more they become zombies.
I know cities in western countries where more than 99% of the people I see on the streets are zombies.
When they live against the true needs of their souls they become zombies.

 

In the 1950`s it wasnt much better in western cities, The famous psychologist CG Jung stated already back then that most people he observs in the cities have lost their souls.

 

When the daddy zombie puts his penis inside the mommy zombie's vagina, they make a baby zombie. That's where zombies come from, kids.

 

Wow, your science is astounding! Are you a PhD!?


I mean, you even have proof of the afterlife? Where is it? SURELY if you know this, you must have some sort of evidence!


Oh, wait. What's that? You don't? You only have faith?


Huh. So I can believe in a Flying Spaghetti Monster and I'll be just as correct as your assumption in zombies and the afterlife?

 

Hey don’t sell the elusive flying spaghetti monster short

Researchers have isolated the creature to an area just north of tuscany dating back some 50,000 years

Hotwater

 

i don't think he was being serious...

 

Actually, he was. He went pretty nuts in chat about it...