Where's The Most Unusual Place You've Ever

had sex?
(forgive me if I've posted this before but I'm all high)
For me it was in a windmill.
No, not in Holland.
At Golf N Stuff, a place in Downey CA where ther have 2 miniature golf courses , video games, go carts, etc.
Many years ago I was there playing miniature golf with my wife of 3 weeks.
It started to rain and we were at least a 5 minute walk from the nearest building.
Except for the windmill, which I discovered had an access door in the back, unlocked. There was a sign on the door KEEP OUT, but hey it was raining.
So we duck in there for shelter.
It continue's to rain, we're bored so we started doing what newlyweds do a lot (there was a barrel in there and I sat down on it and the lovely Mrs. Danger sat right down on my lap, except we both had our pants around our ankles. Get the picture?
Someone must have seen us go in the windmill and reported us.
We heard voices approaching and we were able to stand up and pull out pants up by the time 2 blue-shirted staff burst in.
It was obvious what we had been doing.
For one thing, the scent of sex hung heavy in the air (mixed with the smell of the oiled machinery, which reminds of a night in Tucumcari N. Mex., but that's another story).
"Hey what do you think you're doing!" the guy bellows.
"Hey" I said "the sign says Golf N Stuff and that's what we were doing--stuff"
My wife says "He was the stuffer and I was the stuffee."
Humor which btw escaped the guy and girl with the blue shirts.
We were ordered to leave and never come back.

P.S. We continued what had been interrupted in the parking lot, to completion this time.

P.P.S. Hey how about that--a rangerdanger tale that doesn't involve pot!

 

have you got any kids

 

Probably the bathroom floor. I dunno how we made it work but we did.

 

no ones gonna believe me when i say this (or maybe they will) but this happened a long time ago, ok maybe not that long ago, about a year ago. i went to a funeral hom cause i wanted to buy a coffin of my own design for like a bed (turned down by the rents unfourtunately, oh well im moving out soon anyway), and my gf at the time brought me and i gave the proprieter my design and he went to try to figure out the dementions and call the builder. and my gf was kinda turned on by the feeling of death everywhere, so she wanted do get it on. to make a long story short we found an extra large coffin proly meant for a fat guy or something and did it good and neat pulled my pants up and her skirt down, got out to find the owner walking in. he was pretty pissed, so i said that we wanted my coffin that size so we could both sleep in it. it was fun but uncomfortable to say the least. oh well, a story to tell the kids someday

 

At the largest Sitka Spruce Tree in America just south of Seaside, Oregon. That tree is dying now, they say it's at the end of it's lifecycle and they are now keeping people away from it. It's an Oregon Icon with more than 100,000 visitors every year, it's a big deal up there on the northcoast. The sex was good too (;

 

i dont think i´ve had sex in THAT unusual of places... let´s see.... in a tent at 8,000ft above sea level?

i once received a blowjob in a church when i was in high school. needless to say, i´m not a christian anymore!

 

^^ hey you and me both (the bj) but hey i was the pastors son needless to say i wasnt a christian then either. lol

 

the coffin bit..never went that far but a friend of mine has in the back of the hearst to boot...

when I was 20 and engaged for the first time my now ex and I had sex on the top floor of a parking ramp..as I was dancing around nude afterwards he informed me to look behind me and straight across...there sat the cop shop lol
another time was with a boyfriend and his folks had a 4 seater plane..so he flew me down to where some friends of ours lived. Well we got to the airstrip too late in the night and couldn't reach our friends so he was like what the heck we'll camp outside..no one on a sunday will be around early..Ha! Next morning while we were having fun I heard a loud noise and looked behind me...my b/f had put me on a airstrip!!!! I went to freak out and he said lay still and watch...the plane came towards us and took off right over our heads. So be careful ever having sex at a private airstrip lol but was memorable.
otherwise several times on the back of our harley...in my dad's baptismal (thank goodness he never found out lol ) in a bar with a b/f etc...if you can't have fun having sex why have it??? lol

 

probably a tie between forest right off the hiking trail and mall parking lot.

 

bedroom

 

Backyard...

 

under the pier on the beach at around 1130 at night

 

nothing amazing... most extreme is probably a church parking lot on sunday afternoon...

 

haha im too young for sex, my times will come though.

 

roof

 

Heh, we keep a list of places we have and intend to. Haven't thought of a mini-golf windmill, gotta add that one.

 

Imagine if you had sex while riding a bull, you wouldnt have to work, the bull would do it for ya

Then if the sex wasnt pleasurable for the gal, blame it on the bull.

 

I don't know if I could maintain a proper libido while riding a bull... Besides, my gal never complains.

 

I second bedroom.

 

your never too young for sex......