according to some of your recent posts you are now making enough money to be considerred at least a psuedo-yuppy. Therefor, according to the bylaws of my secret anti-yuppy club I'm obligated to hate you.
Lets have a mud wrestling match. Winner gets my affection. And don't gay it up. I wan't this to be the purest form of mud wrestling. Just like Gladiator. That was a little gay too, but only because of the Aussie. Now lets rumble!!
hehe. for gay men and "desperate for sex with greased up sex god" women. i'm gonna watch that new gyllenhall movie just for the two santa hats scene...