Who do you worship

alright, who?

 

Currently no one.

Would you recommend anyone/anything, Ash?

 

Yes, I worship you, Ash-Fuck. ()

 

none of the above :H

 

Tell me what you worship and I can predict how lost/saved you are...

 

Worshipping a goddess leads to being 30% saved? Ash, you're so sexist.

 

Back in the days, Adam and Eve agreed that it would be a 70 - 30 partnership.

 

What's gotten into you?

 

I want to ask the same of you good Marisa?

 

But why?

 

Good luck attempting to do that from the ninth layer of hell.

 

Perhaps being nice to people isn't such a bad idea. Praise Jesus.


I said Praise Jesus, dammit.

 

Because you were the chosen one.... you will lead an army of Jesus Horses (people know them as Dinosaurs) against the Martians...

 

Your probabbility of lostness will drop exponentially as long as you hold on to the thought.

 

Fine, only if you promise to assist me.

 

Yes, I will assist you... since you are the captain of the USS Crusader and I am your first officer.

(to all you aspiring slash fiction writers: writing slash ficttion may increase your lostness logarithmically)

 

No, seriously. Have you ingested a large quantity of cough syrup?

And logarithms kick ass. I had fun doing those things.

 

Mathematics are a way to reduce your lostness.

No... no cough syrup... I have just heard the word.... the song of heaven and hell, at a bar in chicago.

 

you are saying that because you are lost... and as you can see from the map, most of the third world is lost.

 

do we have to worship something?