who is your HF BF n GF

i forgot... how could i forget... but add darthkacie and sarahrei onto my GF list. i was sorta blitzed last night when i posted and i forgot important sexy ladies.

 

i actually just decided i'm gonna claim cate as my gf
we had a date tonight
she picked me up, we went and got coffee and went and watched grindhouse, then she drove me home after the hot lesbian sex

 

I think you're making that up.

 

believe what you want to believe baby doll

 

yeah, i doubt you guys did any of that foreplay shit, i'm sure you just fucked all night....

though grindhouse DOES get me in the mood....

 

Sin City. baby, rawwwr

that movie is teh sexy

 

aww

i saw you posted and i thought you were claiming me.

 

i don't want to be that over protective jerkoff bf...ill save that for RL.

but since my threatometor is starting to go off, ill make it HF official and announce
muh claim to Zilla... and to anyone who tries to take her, be wary. you might meet a lead pipe via your butthole.

 

What Zilla sticks lead pipes up people's buttholes?
lol

Why do the weird ones always talk to me..?

 

Psh, don't threaten me you mere human... now I want to take her just because you said that. :toetap05:


Naw... I'd miss the fights and make up stuff with my HF BF.

 

save the pipe for my butthole, babe.

 

no, that will be me doing the lead pipe to butthole insertion, buster!

 

Some guys dont need a lead pipe to do the job

 

you have THREE penises!!?!?!?!

 

i love you

 

i love you too, i don't care how many penises you have.

 

...you leave Dr. Strangelove out of this.

 

do you care that it's old and wrinkly?

 

trust me... she dont care