Who Should Play The Next James Bond?

Discussion in 'Movies' started by DSPSYSSTS, Nov 9, 2004.

  1. DSPSYSSTS

    DSPSYSSTS Member

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  2. royharper

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    Jim Carrey!
     
  3. Guitar_god_

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    I so glad that pussy-ass colin farrell didn't get it. I've hated him in ever role he's played. Him and Orlando Bloom. He was the only thing pulling down "Troy". Everything else in that movie was bad-ass.
     
  4. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    no one, they should stop making bond movies...let it die already :D
     
  5. lostndelirious

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    indeed.
     
  6. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    I vote Ewan McGregor, he was awesome in trainspotting
     
  7. Maes

    Maes Senior Member

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    I vote for George W. Bush, together with Mr. Bean
     
  8. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    they call me George.... George DubbaYa..... its george bush in his blockbuster debut in DubbaYa 0 7: The Paki That Shagged Me

    Oh... i can see it all clearly now..... and Janet Reno plays the sexy(well not so sexy in this case) woman Bond is always with.... and Saddam and Micheal Moore will play his nemisis'
     
  9. mystical_shroom

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    haha, nah, Saddam would be his side kick :D wait, does bond have a sidekick, well, they can dress saddam up a a chick...
     
  10. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    Whew..... makin it past all these iraqi guards was easy with my disguise... now to take care of Saddam!!!!
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    It's Too late DubbaYa 0 7....
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    With the Help From my buddy Satan we've already sent our henchmen with a nuclear bomb to the White House.....
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    Ha! Well.... i've already taken care of your henchmen... with my Hummer!!
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    Ah!!!!! Foiled again...... but not to worry..... Satan! Bring forth Micheal Moore!!!
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    Oh no!!!! Not micheal moore!!!!!! no!!!!!!!!! and he's brought his camera.... lets run!!
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  11. mystical_shroom

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    hahaha :D that was great :D
     
  12. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    Thats what you get when im highly stoned and have absolutely nothin to do....
     
  13. Sound Stew

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    Chuck Norris
     
  14. Super_Grrl

    Super_Grrl Crazy love

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    Why don't they have him retire and give his post over to some neice or something? I'd love to see a woman get a role like that! Besides, how old are we supposed to believe James is these days??? LOL I love the James Bond movies though, I really, really do. But maybe it's time for a slight change. I like the suggestion for Ewan McGregor, I like him... but an unknown would be spectacular. And if it took off, their career would be made.
     
  15. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    Well.... as long as shes a lesbian then, becuase ya still need the bond girls, they're always hot, might make quite the interesting bond if it was a girl.... :X
     
  16. rush-dude

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    Have to agree!! And Ian Fleming's character was a Scot, so that'd be true to the books!

    On 2nd thoughts - who cares, as long as there's a bevvy of Bond girls!

    Onatop, anyone??? :cool:
     
  17. rush-dude

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    Sounds like a perfect night in to me!!!
    *lights spliff!*
     
  18. mystical_shroom

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    I think Jim Carey character "Vera" from In Living Color, should be the next bond girl..
     
  19. feministhippy

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    Drew Carey. Oh yeah baby. Hehehe.
     
  20. Therefore...

    Therefore... Antidentite

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    That would be cool as hell.


    Robert Carlyle might be able to pull it off.
     
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