Who thinks george bush is dumb?!?!?

You used the word commie. I do not think it means what you think it means.

 

Sure it does.
Think about it.

 

com·mie also Com·mie (km)
n. Informal
A Communist.

 

Communism, as in the kind where they lie and pretend everything is for the good of man...rather than admitting they are trying to rule you slowly but surely.
Passing laws that take away more of your rights, under the pretense that they have to have these laws to keep criminals from harming you.

 

http://www.doodie.com/george_bush_political_cartoon_animation.php

George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a little PR. During question time. a boy puts up his hand and George asks him his name.

"Stanley."

"What's your question, Stanley?"

"I have 4 questions: First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?" Fourth, why are we so worried about gay-marriage when 1/2 of all Americans don't have health insurance?"

*brrrring* The bell rings for recess, and after the kids return 30 minutes later, George says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?"

Another boy puts up his hand, and George asks him his name.

"Steve."

"And what is your question, Steve?"

"Actually, I have 6 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why are we so worried about gay marriage when 1/2 of all Americans don't have health insurance? Fifth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? And sixth, what the fuck happened to Stanley?

 

We'll just have to agree to disagree.

 

You know I love you, Booshy.
You're a decent guy, and those are so rare.

 

Is that sort of like when a girl says "You know, you're such a good friend"?

 

That's secret girl-code for: "Do me now!"

 

You experiences are different from mine I guess. For me, "your such a good friend" is code for "I'm never going to give you any sex, but I am going to talk to you for hour after excrutiating hour about all the other guys I'm banging."

 

No, I just really think you're a decent guy.
If you weren't married, I'd probably hook up with you.

 

Sounds fun, but I'd make you write a two page essay on communism first.

 

who thinks the pope is catholic??

 

I dont think the pope is catholic, I think he's methodist

 

I'm not reading this thread... GB knows he's a dumbass and so does everyone else. He dosen't call the shots and only does what he is told. If you knew the big picture then you would be in power instead of the powers that be

 

The pope is a pimp. Ever see his popemobile, now that's dope. Better watch out or he'll do a drive by in his popemobile and pop a silver cap in your ass. Saw it on Pope Fiction.