Who wants to have sex with me?

You're fired. You've been jocking threads way too much lately. I'm slightly dissapointed.


Edit: I say slightly insead of completely, because your knockoffs are generating more responses the originals, generally.

 

no thanks.. i'd rather be a lesbian

 

Gawdammit. DP on the shirt again! *ROTF*

 

I'd have to pass... Well maybe cuddling but that's it.... and only in the barn.

 

why the hell u guys keep doing this????

i'm expecting this question from a girl. ur disappointing me!

 

you don't like my beautiful NATURAL body anyways.. you're too young also

 

well im a girl ... would you like to fuck me?

 

You n I are not compatible.
Trust me on this Fact...

 

the poster above you? or IJ?

 

Hey hey hey.... There are intermediate stages between the extremities that are: fucking jester and going lesbo.


Like having sex with me for instance.

 

IJ.
Don't Know the Poster...

 

Hmmm, I might be willing to lose my armpit virginity to ya, but what's in it for me?

 

no if i had to pick.. sex with insanejester .. or being a lesbian..

i'd have rug burns on my tongue

 

START A THREAD!

 

I think I need some more info on this one.

she was cute.

 

There's a Live one IJ... *g*

 

Is the offer over?

 

is anyone grossed out by the fact that insanejesters penis has been in 23 "girls" ??


maybe i'm just weird that way.. but i wouldn't have sex with you just because of that

slow down.. you're only 19

 

My penis has been in 24 girls. Wait...I don't have a penis. Dammit. How can one start a path of pathological lying if they're always correcting themselves?

By the way, InsaneJester, skin rejuvenation cream might be a good incentive, but I think it may take a little more than that to get my armpit in the sack.

 

Who Believes 100% of what they read on the Internet?

Anyone for 2%?