Who wants to have sex with me?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by indescribability, May 9, 2006.

  1. indescribability

    indescribability Not To Be Continued

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    You're fired. You've been jocking threads way too much lately. I'm slightly dissapointed.


    Edit: I say slightly insead of completely, because your knockoffs are generating more responses the originals, generally.
     
  2. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

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    no thanks.. i'd rather be a lesbian
     
  3. andcrs2

    andcrs2 Senior Member

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    Gawdammit. DP on the shirt again! *ROTF*
     
  4. warmhandedcanadian

    warmhandedcanadian shit storm chaser

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    I'd have to pass... Well maybe cuddling but that's it.... and only in the barn.
     
  5. HikerHauk

    HikerHauk Banned

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    why the hell u guys keep doing this????

    i'm expecting this question from a girl. ur disappointing me!
     
  6. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

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    you don't like my beautiful NATURAL body anyways.. you're too young also
     
  7. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

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    well im a girl ... would you like to fuck me? ;)
     
  8. andcrs2

    andcrs2 Senior Member

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    You n I are not compatible.
    Trust me on this Fact...
     
  9. warmhandedcanadian

    warmhandedcanadian shit storm chaser

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    the poster above you? or IJ?
     
  10. indescribability

    indescribability Not To Be Continued

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    Hey hey hey.... There are intermediate stages between the extremities that are: fucking jester and going lesbo.


    Like having sex with me for instance.
     
  11. andcrs2

    andcrs2 Senior Member

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    IJ.
    Don't Know the Poster...
     
  12. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    Hmmm, I might be willing to lose my armpit virginity to ya, but what's in it for me?
     
  13. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

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    no if i had to pick.. sex with insanejester .. or being a lesbian..

    i'd have rug burns on my tongue
     
  14. HikerHauk

    HikerHauk Banned

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    START A THREAD!
     
  15. warmhandedcanadian

    warmhandedcanadian shit storm chaser

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    I think I need some more info on this one.

    she was cute.
     
  16. andcrs2

    andcrs2 Senior Member

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    There's a Live one IJ... *g*
     
  17. Love Fest1969

    Love Fest1969 Classic Rocker

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    Is the offer over?
     
  18. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

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    is anyone grossed out by the fact that insanejesters penis has been in 23 "girls" ??


    maybe i'm just weird that way.. but i wouldn't have sex with you just because of that

    slow down.. you're only 19
     
  19. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    My penis has been in 24 girls. Wait...I don't have a penis. Dammit. How can one start a path of pathological lying if they're always correcting themselves?

    By the way, InsaneJester, skin rejuvenation cream might be a good incentive, but I think it may take a little more than that to get my armpit in the sack.
     
  20. andcrs2

    andcrs2 Senior Member

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    Who Believes 100% of what they read on the Internet?

    Anyone for 2%?
     

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