Who wants to join my HF clique?

I am after friends that give scornful looks and turn away whenever people that aren't in 'the group' try to talk to them, and snicker and gossip behind everybody else's backs. Although I am not homosexual, I am happy to fill the role of bitchy gay guy.

 

i call SLUT!

 

show me your god damned glasses and I might be willing to be brain.

 

this sounds like something i can get behind.

 

I call sporty-grunge girl next door!

 

I'm the one who has you all over for pizza and poker each Friday night.

And when you want to bring a friend, you have to ask. At that point I call every single group member to gossip about you and ask if it's okay with them before I allow a friend to come over.

Also, when someone asks you to go to a party, you refuse because Friday night is poker night with 'the group'. We're so 1337

 

I'll be the evil heathen viking

 

Can you be the one that rapes all the girls and then starts hitting on the guys?

 

I already am that one

 

I'm really fuckin' good at poker, I should just warn you all....

edit:

that made me laugh my ass off.

 

I'm okay at it, but I'm pretty good at bluffing.

Oh, can you be the nice and wise crackin' dude Andy? The guy who always brings beer or something.

 

no

 

homo.

 

i'm not going to be in someone elses clique
pffft

 

You people are too interesting. The point of a clique is not to be interesting, its to be insecure but appear as interesting and intellectually superior to others.

Now lets try again...for example, 'oh god, that fitzy just does NOT know how to colour coordinate! Some parents just don't teach their kids the right fashion skills, what is wrong with the world?'

 

sorry, i refuse to join a clique with anyone who brags about their ability in playing cards.

i guess i have to join the opposing clique, so i can hate on you guys without just going behind your backs like a real friend.

 

I thought doing the same thing every Friday with just our own little circle is insecure and boring.

"I hate how, um, Enraged_Angel looks in black. It's supposed to make you look slimming, but heh..."

 

i think this forum needs some clique feuds to spice it up

 

Yes, this is good. Oh God, when is Arlandis going to learn to get tear proof mascara?

 

Did you hear what he said the other day to Tammy and Justin?

He goes "I read Joseph Heller's Catch22 novel for class." Tammy's like, "ZOMG! I hated that thing, I just read the Coles Notes." Then Justin's like "Dude, I knows - I'm such a spaz!"

But then - haha - Arlandis was like "I actually, kindda, liked it."



Like, barf in a bucket.