Who wants to play the dozens?

If you don't want to play, don't post!

Do you wanna play the dozens? Well the dozens is a game!
But the way I fuck your mother is a goddam shame! - George Carlin


If I had a face like yours I'd join the Ku Klux Klan just so I could wear a sack over my head!

 

Yo' mama's teeth are so yellow that when she smiles the cars slow down.

 

Yo sista's so nasty she's got more clap than an auditorium.

 

I read somewhere that pets tend to look like their owners. So, how long have you had a bulldog?

 

Yo mama so old she owes Jesus a fiddy!

 

You are so fat you have more Chins than a Chinese phone book.

 

Does your face hurt?

CAuse its killing me!

 

When you were born they got confused, threw you away and kept the afterbirth!
Then the doctor spanked you, lost his grip and dropped you on your head!