No, we're covered in the blood of virgin chickens. Not sure why the chickens had to be virgins, they just did alright....
Jesus would laugh at this type of behaviour. He liked a drink and a laugh, had some amazing party tricks... I want to party with Jesus.
I am wondering what newspaper Jesus would read and who he would consort with if he was sitting on an underground train?
You might find he actualy like died a while back, so I'd've assumed they've already sorted themselves out. I reckon he'd ignore the press and certainly wouldn't be able to get on a tube train.
I'd like to have been a fly on the wall at their meeting at the pearly gates... Jesus: Man you like totally fucked up my religion! It was about peace, forgiveness and tolerance before you came along! Paul: omg wtf sorry roflol - ur so pwned!