who would jesus ignore?

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  1. paulfreespirit

    paulfreespirit Senior Member

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    ive finally tracked down the msn cult.......do you all dance around a maypole starkers
     
  2. Peace-Phoenix

    Peace-Phoenix Senior Member

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    No, we're covered in the blood of virgin chickens. Not sure why the chickens had to be virgins, they just did alright....
     
  3. mellowthyme

    mellowthyme Member

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    Cheers mate, I'll need to create an account first. Look out the Mackem is coming. [​IMG]
     
  4. verseau_miracle

    verseau_miracle Banned

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    ^
     
  5. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    all the jesuses i've ever known primarily ignored women with flat butts.
     
  6. Raskalization

    Raskalization Making plans for Nigel

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    :D He'd also ignore those who mock him.
     
  7. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    we mock because we're hurting...
     
  8. AncientHippie

    AncientHippie Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    Himself
     
  9. Raskalization

    Raskalization Making plans for Nigel

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    I was being a catchphrase smart arse, he loves a bit of banter really :D
     
  10. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    i was being a sarcastic, snarky ass. i like it.
     
  11. Raskalization

    Raskalization Making plans for Nigel

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    [​IMG] Jesus would laugh at this type of behaviour. He liked a drink and a laugh, had some amazing party tricks... I want to party with Jesus.
     
  12. dapablo

    dapablo redefining

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    those who've ignored him maybe. :)
     
  13. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    hell, man, i'd invite him to my parties if he could turn water into beer. i'd save SO MUCH money.
     
  14. lithium

    lithium frogboy

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    I like to think he'd ignore Paul/Saul:whistling
     
  15. J0hn

    J0hn Phantom

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    I am wondering what newspaper Jesus would read and who he would consort with if he was sitting on an underground train?
     
  16. dapablo

    dapablo redefining

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    You might find he actualy like died a while back, so I'd've assumed they've already sorted themselves out. :)

    I reckon he'd ignore the press and certainly wouldn't be able to get on a tube train.
     
  17. lithium

    lithium frogboy

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    I'd like to have been a fly on the wall at their meeting at the pearly gates...

    Jesus: Man you like totally fucked up my religion! It was about peace, forgiveness and tolerance before you came along!

    Paul: omg wtf sorry roflol - ur so pwned!
     
  18. Peace-Phoenix

    Peace-Phoenix Senior Member

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    I think I might ignore you for that :tongue:
     
  19. Gruff

    Gruff Member

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    Is he dead??? When'd that happen?
     
  20. Raskalization

    Raskalization Making plans for Nigel

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    Haha, according to my mate, about 2000 years ago
     
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