who would jesus ignore?

alrighty ted

 

I must have been out, or away!!

 

i found jesus once. he was behind my couch. so embarassing.

 

Maybe you were looking busy....

 

What profession would Jesus take up if he were around nowadays?

 

I hear the Jews are still looking for a Messiah....

 

Not sure there's so much call for carpentry anymore - perhaps a stonemason or construction engineer. Hey, maybe he'd have helped build that fuckoff concrete wall thing!

 

Nah, more like this....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcOZ6xFxJqg

 

We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind becuase friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine!

Thanks Sal. Going to be stuck in my head all night now.

 

Hehe, no worries, I thought I'd share the pain....

 

Jesus would ignore Sal for posting that link.

 

That link was Ebeneezer great!

 

........ that cheered me up ............dancing through the meadows

 

Or busy looking!!!

 

or busy cleaning your belly button. oft overlooked portion of the human anatomy. good of you to be so clean.

 

I heard some bloke found a two pound coin inside belly button once. I believe Jesus would ignore nobody except for George Bush who claims to have heard voices from God himself. Apparently the president reckons he has an official email address.

 

Clean it on a regular basis (God, my life is full)

 

Maybe Jesus would have ignored the Ramones because they were just too hideous looking to be seen with.